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Yet Another Reason To Be Famous . . .

Posted by 2 Dollar Productions Saturday, November 25, 2006

I was talking to someone about fame recently, the pros and cons, the pitfalls and traps, and the supremely wonderful benefits like this:


This is just another reason to grab for a little fame. If Lovitz had never been on SNL or in various films, I'd bet hard cash these beach bunnies (a bit of a stretch) would never just drop by to say hello to man who looked like Lovitz.

On the other hand, maybe they just really dig those Subway commercials he does.

Regardless, I see this picture and I think:

a) a little fame would be a good thing
b) what beach in the U.S. were they at where they could go topless
c) it doesn't appear that Lovitz is actually eating many of Subway's low-fat sandwiches that he's constantly pitching

-BDS

13 comments

  1. Anonymous Says:
  2. hehehe...good points! I think those ladies need to see a doctor about their odd shaped nipples, however.

     
  3. Robert Says:
  4. Black's Beach in San Diego is a nude beach. Most of the people there though are
    1) old (don't want to see that). 2) Sailors (don't want to see that either).
    3) Gay (definitely don't want to see that).

     
  5. Jlee - I thought so too. But odd-shaped nipples or not, they're still naked and in front of Lovitz's face, which is a decent position to be in.

    Robert - That's interesting, and I wonder if this that's the beach he's sitting at. And you're right as I don't care to see any of those choices - it's always the people you don't care to see naked who feel like being naked. Go figure.

     
  6. Miss Ash Says:
  7. That picture is awful, just awful. I agree, the ones that opt to strut around sans clothes are the ones who should cover up in a burka.

    I went to a nude beach once (i stayed clothed) and this like 90 year old man walked by naked *shudder*

     
  8. First Jared then Jon Lovitz... I think Subway is trying to corner the market on dull white spokesmen.

    by the way, I'm pretty sure Jared reproduces through asexual means

     
  9. Miss Ash - That is a terrible mental picture you've created for me this morning as some people just need to keep it covered. Unfortunately, that rarely is the case.

    Idig - Jared is still pitching away as that guy has to be a millionare by now. And I don't want to even think about him doing ANYTHING except eating Subway sandwiches, and you hit it on the head as he's about asexual as they come. Small favors.

     
  10. drëâmè® Says:
  11. scary........

    gravity scares me.

     
  12. Sherry Says:
  13. Saggy and leathery ... not attractive.

     
  14. Melissa Says:
  15. Yeah... that's the ticket.

     
  16. Melissa Says:
  17. Oh, and someone tell John to spot tan, his arm pits are still whiter than white.

     
  18. Dr - This is a lesson in extreme gravity.

    Sherry - Not even if you're talking about luggage. Bad all the way around.

    Melissa - Ha. I hadn't even noticed, but it is pretty damn white under there.

     
  19. That picture is just sad on so many levels

     
  20. Too many to count.

     

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