In addition to shedding her pregnancy poundage and suprising David Letterman on Monday night, Britney Spears dropped even more dead weight when she filed for divorce from Kevin Federline. 
Shocking I know. You could have knocked me down with a feather when I heard the news.
Spears cited the popular "irreconcilable differences" as the reason for the demise of her sacred union with K-Fed. She could have just as easily listed his prediliction for wearing wife-beaters to formal events, his almost complete lack of talent and his distance from reality as he seemed to honestly believe that the world was starving to hear him rap. 
The one thing I have to credit Federline with, however, is powerful sperm. It's ironic that the sleazy bastard has such active sperm as K-Fed appears to be as lazy as any 6 retirees sitting at Denny's, but this is undeniable - his man juice is potent.
So at least he's got that going for him.
He's going to need something to cheer him up as rumors suggest that Spears has an iron-clad prenup in her fist. She is also asking for for both legal and physical custody of the couple's two children, Sean Preston and Jayden James.
I only saw a brief clip of Spears on Letterman, but she certainly appeared svelte and happy about her impending separation, which is understandable and I can only hope that she starts a comeback that will conclude with something grand like the MTV Awards show where she ripped off her clothes to reveal this:
Those were the days.
And I know that I've heaped a lot of scorn on K-Fed for quite some time, however, I am starting to feel a twinge of compassion for the guy. He's a national joke. His kids are everywhere, and he has no viable career. 
Then I start to think that this joker will still walk away from Spears with millions in the bank, and he got to live the high-life for several years where his only requirements were to occasionally have sex, escort his wife for Popeye's chicken and hang with his fuck-knuckle friends at his sprawling estates (when he wasn't in Vegas partying and sticking his pregnant wife with the tab).
Could it be that K-Fed was smarter than anyone, including myself, could even fathom?
No. Even morons can win the lottery, and this human jackal found the lucky numbers for a lot longer than most people ever will, and for that alone I refuse to feel even a shred of pity.
-BDS
"his man juice is potent" hahah
FOR REAL! Maybe he will be my baby's daddy now? He is smarter than he looks...trying to repopulate the earth with his own tribe.
knock me over with a feather
hahahaha!
Man juice? we call it "love sauce" in these parts...
That's just my babies DADDY!
Jlee - If K-Fed even gets within the limits of the state of TX, you may well be knocked up Jlee due to the potency, and a tribe of K-fed spawn is too horrible to ponder.
Chris-el-da - See above as I think that applies to West Texas as well, where love sauce is also a good term and one I will file away for future use.
Girlbehind - I told you that K-Fed gets around, and doesn't just limit himself to the U.S. He's global baby.
I guess 2 years is 2 long
"Human jackal" I love it!
I'm glad she finally dropped his lazy, partying ass. And I hope that pre-nup is truly iron clad.
What's going on with all of the divorces lately? Seems like a hefty share of "I don't"s even for Hollywood.
Dreamlover - Brit's no rocket scientist, but even she finally smartened up and realized that K-Fed was an even bigger loser than suspected. Small favors.
Nobich - 2 long indeed.
Kayla - I couldn't think of a more fitting description for K-Fed, and I think divorces like most things come in waves and once one drops several more will soon follow suit.
I'm with dreamlover on this one!
But I do know that Brit is only human and a lot of us have chosen losers in the past. Wow has it been 2 years already?
FYI: I dont think he get's millions. I hear its about 350k or so (it was something like 30k a month for 1/2 the amt of time that they stay married) Someone around her was smart enough to come up with that pre-nup! And I think under CA law, he has to return to her any gifts with a value over $10K!! (all his cars, motorcyle, bling) But he does get 1/2 the value of their house- so yeah, millions. ok, thats all I know :)
why did I put "get's" .wow. long day.
Anonymous - I think he'll make out OK, but that is less than I would have figured. Maybe Britney was the smart one - scary.
hah... oh britney.
She does look happy as a mother though. It's nice to see she's not too stick thin.
and haha.. yeah the feather pun cracked me up too.
is this the same anonymous who's leaving me hate comments?
Dr - I can't remember where I first heard the feather line, but I've always liked it.
And I hope not on anonymous as it's not good to get hate comments and it's especially cheap when they won't leave their name.