{This is the third of what will be a recurring series that will only happen when I have consumed far too much beer at the Draught Horse Tavern in Austin, TX with my brother. Tonight, for instance 2 pitchers of Sierra Nevada Celebration Ale were bought and paid for triggering strange thoughts, candid insights and pure horseshit. Selah.}
- I like to quote movie lines as much as the next person (It's so good. When it hits your lips, it's so good), but there has to be some real conversation sprinkled in the mix too.
- If you're in a public restroom and there are 3 empty urinals, you don't walk in and take the middle one forcing the next person to piss right beside you. It's called etiquette.
- You also never lean over to the guy taking care of business next to you and go "nice cock."
- I enjoy talking to myself to work over ideas and keep me focused, but if you start answering your own questions out loud it's probably time to go see a Doctor about some medication
- Doctors usually get a bad rap, but it's really dentists who are some of the most malicious bastards walking on two legs. 
- I bet there are people out there who actually like it when a dog humps their leg. I am not one of those people. 
- If I were a porn star, my working name would Winthorpe Cornelius Hammercock III. The III just lends it some nobility. 
- A hot tub is a great place to start to get frisky, but a terrible venue to finish.
- I know Merchant-Ivory movies receive loads of critical acclaim, but for the most part they act like powerful sedatives for me and put me right to sleep.
- And speaking of sleeping, 2 Dollar Productions will be traveling to spend the holiday with family where the Internet does not roam and with that in mind, Happy Early Thanksgiving 
Don't drink too much or stuff too much turkey down your throats and fall asleep in the tub - it gets awfully wet.
-BDS
That turkey is one goofy looking bastard! haha
I will heed your warnings, although I'm actually not having Thanksgiving until Saturday. I'm sure some karaoke/alcohol and hot tub mixtures will be happening this evening however and I will try and avoid all the pitfalls that come with that territory. :)
Happy Turkey Day....
happy t-day!
i look forward to hearing more insightful thoughts while wearing the horns, eating the pie, and drinking the booze!
Travel Safe Guys!! Have fun!!!
"Winthorpe in the bath" is what you should call that first photo.
I love the pic of Steve Martin as the dentist, he has an amazing look about him.
Happy turkey day, I hope you are allowed to break your diet just a little!
:D
Happy Thanksgiving to you and yours!!
HAPPY THANKSGIVING!!!
"- If I were a porn star, my working name would Winthorpe Cornelius Hammercock III. The III just lends it some nobility."
Yess... Just like the duck I created.... the morbid duck... John Van Holt the III.
The III does add a hella lotta nobility.
Happy thanksgiving!
This has absolutely no worth coming from an Australian - but a four day weekend would be fabulous right now!
So, have fun not working and being with your family!
great post. good stuff.
capitalizing on the publicity of the new Bond, film my porno name would be Bone, James Bone.
enjoy the holiday, dudes.
Enjoy your dinner....but for the love of God don't eat turkey!!! Haha, kidding, i'm not one of those non-meat eaters...but seriously try a tofurkey :P
Jlee - Avoid those pitfalls for sure, and happy Thanksgiving.
Cassie D - That combination sounds great, and have a good one yourself.
Nobich - The travel does suck, but it will be fun and thanks.
Carmel - I never saw the movie I puled that Steve Martin pic from, but I like it too. And I'm off the diet for a couple of days which is great.
Symplyamused - Right back at you and have a great time.
Lucy - Thank you and enjoy yours as much as possible too.
Dr - I remember that now, and you're right, the III lends it a LOT of nobility.
Friday - A 4-day weekend is always a good time, and thanks as I plan to enjoy the break.
Idig - Bone is a good name to use as well, and I'm suprised there's not this very title/movie being shot very soon to capitilize. I'll keep an eye on things for research only.
Miss Ash - I know your feelings on the turkey, but tofurkey is . . . well let's just say I"ve eaten better. But everyone likes what they like so I'm sure a lot will be sold - just not to me this year.
Hope you boys had a nice turkey day.
It was great & thanks for the wishes as we hope it turned out well for you too.