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Paris Goes Down (But Not How You Think) . . .

Posted by 2 Dollar Productions Wednesday, October 04, 2006

In a case of she-said, she-said, both Paris Hilton and Shana Moakler filed separate police reports stemming from an alleged brawl Wednesday morning at Hyde, a hip club in Hollywood, where the usually classy blonde vixens threw punches, drinks and profanities at each other.

Unfortunately, there was no hair grabbing nor did the encounter lead to a nude Greco Roman Wrestling match to settle the score, but it did leave Paris nursing a sore jaw and Moakler claiming that Stavros Niarchos, Hilton's ex-boyfriend, assaulted her during the melee.

Though nobody would admit what started the incident, I would be a shiny nickel that it was the fact that Hilton has been pawing Moakler's soon-to-be ex-husband, Travis Barker, in clubs across the country.

Hilton's publicist, Elliott Mintz, said that "Shortly after her arrival, apparently Shanna appeared and, according to a complaint that's just been filed, she struck Paris in her jaw with closed fists," he said. "Paris was hit. She immediately exited the club through the back door."

In the alley, Hilton was spotted by one wholly unreliable witness rubbing her jaw with one hand, and using the other to give an unidentified male a handjob.

Mintz also added that "Paris told me it was completely out of the blue without any provocation whatsoever," he said, adding that Moakler was "shouting all kinds of foul words" at Hilton "and appeared to be completely out of control."

Though the exact words were not detailed in the report, "dirty slut" and "filthy whore" were deemed appropriate by many in attendance.

Of course, Moakler's rep, Susan Madore, has a completely different version that featured Niarchos in a much more prominent role. Madore told the Associated Press that both women were exchanging profanities and that Hilton's ex-boyfriend, Stavros Niarchos, stepped in and threatened to beat her.

Police said Moakler accused Niarchos of battery, claiming he pushed her in the club. Madore said the shipping heir also bent Moakler's wrists back, poured a drink over her head and shoved her down some stairs, though the latter allegations were not part of the police complaint that Moakler has filed.

Hilton filed her complaint at the LAPD's Hollywood division, which she should be familiar with as she was booked there last month for her DWI charges.

Officers took photos of both Moakler and Hilton at the station, and I only hope that they are released at some point because celebrity mug shots are an art unto themselves.

Police say an investigation is pending. No arrests have yet been made and no charges have been filed.

My main question is this: Is Travis Barker really worth all this hassle?



  1. Girl fight! I do not think Travis Barker is worth it, but according to Shana on "Dancing with the Stars" this whole divorce thing came as a surprise to her. Overall, I think they both are pretty pathetic.

  2. Kayla Says:
  3. Meowwwww
    Cat fight!
    I'm glad she punched Paris in the jaw..somebody sure needed to do it.
    Travis Barker is a dog..
    A totally tatooed dog..
    I don't get the attraction

  4. God, i see Travis Barker and I think...why not me.
    Its not the sweet tats or cool hair, its his hands.
    I am jealous of TB's hands.

  5. Sarcastic - It's a pathetic situation all the way around.

    Kayla - I like a good ol' catfight, and it seems like karma that she finally got one in the kisser. Finally, I don't get it either, however, rock stars always get the girls. Always.

    Tbone - I had never taken the time to look at the man's hands; obviously I was too distracted by the Mohawk and tatts.

  6. Ohh Hell NO!
    Even I can have crap that looks like that, well hung and all, any night of the week.
    Let it be over someone good like, there is no one any more. :(
    Used to be JFK JR and Tom Cruise.
    What in the hell happened to the world?

  7. Its not the shape or size of his hands, its where they've been and probably are right now.

  8. Aunt Jackie Says:
  9. Hmmm, well Paris Hilton is always fighting with someone. lol

  10. JLee Says:
  11. thoughts exactly! who wants to fight over his skinny ass!? My money would be on Moaxler in that brawl. That's her babies' daddy!

  12. D Says:
  13. who really cares if spoiled ass rich people that have never worked a day in thier lives beat the hell out of each other?? I think there are more important things going on in the world to care about. I hope they both rip a nail off.

  14. Girlbehind - I'm not sure what happened to the world, but I would agree that it seems to have gone downhill in just who constitutes getting worked up over.

    Tbone - Thanks for the clarification as I was confused, and now I understand and agree.

    Aunt Jackie - Fighting and partying and sleeping with someone . . .

    Jlee - I'm with you, and would put my money squarely on Shana because she's got a better grudge and Paris will be sleeping with somebody else next week anyway.

    D - It's hard to care very much about these two, however, it's a nice diversion to think about them ripping nails and hair because the real news is just too damn depressing these days.

  15. nobich Says:
  16. I've only ever seen that picture of Travis Barker that you posted & I just want to pull up his pants & tell him to get something to eat!!!
    No I don't think he's worth it.

  17. He's a rocker, so the fact that he's even wearing pants is a plus.

    And the one thing I would bet that neither Hilton nor Barker do on their dates is eat. At least not actual food.

  18. nobich Says:
  19. woo hoo

  20. Indeed.

  21. Carmel Says:
  22. I do think it was pretty wrong for someone like Shana to punch someone so small looking as Paris, her face is just way to small for anyone to even try throwing a punch at, it would be like punching a small child. I could understand her slapping Paris but punching someone small framed like that is stupid. I know Shana isn't huge but she is alot less small framed than Paris.

  23. I never looked at it from a small frame perspective as I was just kind of enjoying the mental picture of Paris getting pawed by Shana. An interesting point.


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