I don't watch "Dancing With The Stars" nor do I know very much about country singer Sara Evans, but her recent divorce proceedings caught my eye due to allegations against her husband which included adultery and as one headline read "a dangerous porn addiction."
That last bit puzzled me as I was left wondering if this guy was watching porn while holding a knife?
If so, the main danger would obviously be to himself because I like to have both hands free when I watch adult entertainment and holding any kind of blade could be lethal if you happened to forget which hand was grasping what instrument of destruction.
This actually could be very dangerous because this kind of activity typically transfers a substantial amount of blood from one head to another, and therefore, his thinking wouldn't be too clear.
I guess it could also be dangerous if Evan's soon-to-be ex-husband watched so much porn that he actually believed himself to be living inside of one.
This would manifest itself in any number of insidious and dangerous ways including:
- Trying to maul the deliverywoman every time the couple ordered a pizza because he thought she came to deliver more than just a pepperoni pie
- Attending parent's night at school in hopes of staying after class for some extra hard studying and spanking
- Expecting orgies to mysteriously break out at neighborhood pool parties
Maybe there is something to these allegations, but unfortunately we may never know all the sordid details.
But much like the double-edged sword of viewing porn in HDTV, some minutia like stretch marks and sores and implant scars are best left to the imagination, which can often be the most dangerous weapon of them all.
-BDS
How long before she is on Oprah with Dr. Robyn blaming porn for all the problems in her marriage and the world?
And is it me, or does Dr. Robyn seem to have all the answers to the world's most pressing issues in neat, little pre-packaged 30 sencond sound bites?
"dangerous porn" hehe
seriously, I think the dude was looking at nekkid little boys. "NEXT!"
...seems to be all the rage with politicians these days...
Maybe he was watching porn while driving or operating machinery. Then that could be dangerous.
porn porn and more porn- I think it all goes back to hummm porn.. That would be a great movie by the way.. Too Funny
Idig - She'll probably be there next week, and I think there is some sort of requirement for TV doctorial fame that your advice must fit inside a 30 second soundbite that is generic enough and bland enough not to offend anyone.
Jlee - I hope not, but as you noted that's obviously not a hinderance to public office these days.
Nobich - I've read stories where people were arrested for watching porn in the tvs mounted in tehir cars. Seriously.
D - All roads lead back to porn. I'm not quite sure why, and you're right, there's probably a movie in there somewhere. Maybe I should write that next.
It makes you wonder. :)
About a lot of things . . .
Watching the heavily made up News Anchors in HDTV is bad enough -
Porn in HDTV ...
(ugh)
Don't even want to imagine.
How did you get my photo? I was trying to teach a math lesson but noone would listen they were all just staring at me LOL.
Sherry - You really don't. Trust me.
Miss Ash - I would blame one of your students for snapping this pic, and then posting it online. You just can't trust the little bastards these days. Their minds are always in the gutter.
I don't want to get all smug city boy here, but I'd love to know what a somewhat religious girl from a Tennessee farm considers "dangerous" porn.
It's always a disappointment when a hot chick hates porn...
you've used that last shot before. not that i'm complaining about you using it again...
damn.
Samurifrog - Amen brother. Amen.
Julia - I thought someone might call me out on that one, but damn is exactly right. I might even make that one a three-peat if the occassion is right and I can't think of too many that are wrong with that one.