The celebrity sex tape market is set to induct another member to its ranks, and they are going strictly D-list with this one.
D is for Dustin Diamond, aka Screech from "Saved By The Bell," and D is also for Dirty Sanchez which is a filthy sexual maneuver that DD supposedly performs on the tape. 
David Hans Schmidt, who has become famous in the sex tape industry by peddling videos featuring Paris Hilton, Colin Farrell and others, claims ownership to the Screech tape.
Diamond shot the film at a hotel, and narrates the feature where engages two women in various combinations and positions. It allegedly starts with Diamond in a bathtub, and ends with Diamond introducing one of the women to a Dirty Sanchez.
For those people who have no idea about the filthiness of a "Dirty Sanchez" let me just say that you never want to be on the receiving end of one - especially from Screech. The term describes a deviant sexual act that involves doggy-style lovemaking, feces, and hand-drawn mustaches.
Schmidt is out shopping the tape with rumors circulating that it has been generating significant interest. 
I suppose I have a morbid curiosity about the thing, but my main question remains: What the hell did Mr. Belding do to all those kids during school that turned them into such deviants when they became adults?
-BDS
hahahah...I heard about this tape, but not the Dirty Sanchez! Good Lord...I did hear he had a 10 inch member. Look out Tommy Lee!!
Ew.
Ew, ew, ew, ew!!!!!
Just. EW!
ok, so I watched a news channel one nite awhile back that talked about this guy needing money due to his house foreclosing he was saying these things himself.... it seems he may have found a great way out of that to make some money.. Perfect timing ..
Now all we need is Urkel in the mix & Yikes!!!
Jlee - Thanks for ruining my day with the fact that DD has a 10 inch penis.
Melissa - Pretty much sums it up.
D - If he's working to save his house, I'll cut him a little slack. But very little.
Nobich - It's a tough call, but I think I would rather watch a Screech porn than an Urkel one. I'm not sure why . . .
Disturbing isn't it?
Now a Zach Morris porn? I might just have to watch, hahah.
You know, there was always something creepy about Mr. Belding.
He was waaay too interested in the kids..
Why oh why Screech??
We liked you much better as a nerd.
Not a nasty porno nerd,
just the garden variety nerd.
Screech is soooo nasty, I can't believe he would do that
gross
Emma - Ol' Mark Paul will never let you down. I'd go with Tiffani Amber or Elizabeth Berkley, but that's just me.
Kayla - It's a little sad when innocence is corrupted by a dirty principal or a lovable nerd who turns into a filthy porno star with a 10 inch penis.
Dreamlover - Obviously, you just never know what lies in the heart of some people.
I heard the working title for the video is "Saved by the Smell"... uhh, talk about nastiness!
I love that title as I'm always up for a good (or awful) pun.