Rumor has it that in addition to canoodling (always felt like using that word) with Owen Wilson, the self-proclaimed "Butterscotch Stallion" (great nickname), Kate Hudson also has six toes. 
That's right - apparently Hudson is sporting an extra digit on her foot, which might not affect her movement, but it sure as shit throws the whole story about the Little Piggies going to the market into utter disarray and complete anarchy.
I considered this news vaguely interesting, but no deal breaker because at least it's a small extra toe, however, I don't think I'd feel the same nonchalance about an additional big toe - that would just be nasty.
For years, Halle Berry has also been rumored to sport a little something extra on her foot. 
The reason it took so long for this to come to light was that Berry is so damn good-looking that nobody every paid attention to her feet, unless you have an unabashed foot fetish or simply couldn't bear to look directly at her gorgeous face and killer body. But I digress.
These actresses and their extra appendages did start me thinking about other extras that I've encountered or might encounter in the future.
Ever since I saw "Total Recall," I've always felt that it would be worth the money to pay for a 3-breasted prostitute because I remember it being a powerful turn-on at the time.
While I haven't seen an extra mammaried hooker outside of that film, finding a third nipple isn't all that rare. I don't care as much for this scenario because they tend to be in semi-strange places, and their disclosure while becoming intimate can be surprising and distracting unless you have the focus of a Tiger Woods or a parking meter cop. 
And don't even get me started on boasting three eyes because while some cultures might consider it a form of enlightenment, I just consider it to be something out of ancient mythology, "The Goonies" (not really a 3rd eye per se, but enough space and distribution to qualify in my book for good ol' Sloth) or someone who hails from their hometown near Chernobyl. 
Finally, the expression "I'm as happy as a puppy with two peters" has been coined, manipulating and used extensively for years and would set the gold standard for an extra appendage.
It always sounded intriguing to me, however, I'm not sure that the reality of having two dicks would be as good in practice as it is in theory. In my mind, having a single dick has already gotten me in enough trouble for a lifetime, and throwing another one into the mix would only add fuel to the fire which burns brightly like the Bangles alluded to in that song "Eternal Flame."
I guess there really can be too much of a good thing - at least when it comes to an extra penis.
-BDS
I had a good friend in nursing school and we were discussing extra fingers and toes. As it turns out we are supposed to have six toes and six fingers. It is one of those genetic things that happened over time. I remember she was pregnant at the time and all she kept dreaming about was her baby have six toes.
I don't even know what to put here, other than i was laughing so hard.
"it sure as shit throws the whole story about the Little Piggies going to the market into utter disarray and complete anarchy."
You're hilarious....
woohoo I agree with Melissa
Sarcastic - I did not know that, but I have to say that I dont' feel cheated having only 5.
Miss Ash - Thanks, I'll be here all week.
Melissa - Although this is a funny mental picture, I can't say I fully support it due to the dickhead jokes alone.
Nobich - See above comment, but who knew this would be such a popular idea?
yucky, I have a foot fetish in that I don't like feet and that would be an even bigger turnoff.
Melissa - you're a genius.
And as for total recall - has there ever been any proof of crazy Quato's out there? i've always wondered....you know...those people that are said to have had a twin growing on them? is that true? like in the Dark Half?
you always see the 'remains' but i want a real talking freaky baby head!
but that's just me....
Canoodle and misanthrope all in the same week. I'm all aquiver. Glad it's never too early because I would have to say it anyway.
hahah...my sister in law HAD six toes, (had one cut off) and is also very attractive. Hmmm..I see a pattern emerging. God had to give them something to have to deal with. As far as the 2 penises, I could go somewhere with that, but I refrain ;)
Dreamlover - I'm with you as feet need to be clean and kept out of sight as far as I'm concerned.
Cassie D - Love the plot recap from Total Recall, and I'm impressed that you remember the name because I sure as hell didn't. The shout-out to the Dark Half was nice too.
Bostonpobble - It's been a regular SAT word week around Austin, and I've got my trusty dictionary beside me with a treasure trove of words to spring in the future.
Jlee - There just might be a pattern as 3 instances might qualify, and there are way too many avenues to go with a double penis although most would probably lead to illicit and possibly illegal behavior.
I am all with the chin deal.
A while ago I was watching "Extreme makeover" and a girl had a 3rd nipple removed. I was very surprised to hear that this is common. I had never heard of an extra anything as being common. I'm just very glad that I don't have extra parts.
Btw I think Kate Hudson is so beautiful, but an extra toe is freaky to me.
Ew.
I love Kate Hudson. I think she is stunning. But a sixth toe. Are you sure she's not a mutant?!
Girlbehind - This chin deal is gaining popularity by the minute.
Carmel - I didn't know how common it was either, but I think Mark Walberg has one too.
Friday - She might be part mutant, but she's still pretty damn good-looking regardless of her ancestory.