It's time to add Paris Hilton to the latest list of celebs who enjoy downing cocktails and driving too quickly through the streets of California. 
Maybe she was drowning her sorrows regarding the stagnant sales of her debut CD, but Hilton was arrested on suspicion of DUI early Thursday morning when police noticed her Mercedes McLaren SLR driving erratically.
Police on the scene believed that Hilton exhibited signs of intoxication, and they administered a field sobriety test on the heiress who blew a .08 AND an undercover officer who just happened to be in the area.
Kimberly Stewart, Rod Stewart's daughter, was a passenger in the car, and despite her vocal and emphatic rendering of "Do You Think I'm Sexy," officers told her take the downtown train next time and then escorted Hilton to jail.
Just hours after her arrest, Paris Hilton called into the On Air with Ryan Seacrest show and told Ryan that she may have been driving a little fast in her Mercedes McLaren SLR, but it was only because she wanted a burger.
She told Ryan she had a long day shooting her new music video, then went to dinner with sister Nicky Hilton and girlfriends (guess she must have bypassed the actual food part of dinner or threw it up later), attended a charity event hosted by Dave Navarro and had one margarita.
This lone gunner Margarita was the catalyst, but the speeding was caused by the fact that she was "starving" for an In-N-Out Burger.
I don't believe this for one second as I have a hard time picturing her eating one, but if she did, I have no doubt that Carl's Jr. is pissed after she appeared in soft-core burger porno ads for them last year. 
Cops took a booking photo, which an LAPD spokesperson says will not be released. An LAPD source would not confirm if Paris glammed it up for the camera, but revealed "It doesn't look like Nick Nolte."
We can all be thankful for that.
-BDS
I dunno. Have you ever had an In-n-Out burger? They're pretty good.
"Kimberly Stewart, Rod Stewart's daughter..."
What the fuck? What's up with this new... swarm of stinkin' rich, snobby, alcoholic, and anorexic daughters of famous singers??
& hah at Paris taking a train home. Just imagine that...
Oh gosh Paris again
She annoys me, lol
Wendy - I've had one, and I will again when I'm out on the West Coast. However, I don't buy that Paris wouldn eat one.
Dr - They're like Gremlins who keep multiplying when you throw water or designer purses onto them and they all seem to have a distinct lack of talent and ability to speak in complete sentences. I would pay at least 2$ to watch Paris on a train.
Dreamlover - She annoys a lot of people, yet she keeps popping up everywhere. I can't fully explain the phenomenon.
I guess this was inevitable!
That bastard needs a haircut!
I ain't doing him!
I did have one of the burgers when I lived in Vegas!
I LOVE that picture of Nick Nolte. He's so money in that shot.
Good references to the music. Now I need to go dig out that old CD gem.
Carmel - One could make a good case for it to happen, and the funny thing is that this is one of her least embarassing escapades.
Girlbehind - Nolte has the animal magnetism of 7 men, and if he was holding an In N Out burger who knows what might happen.
Melissa - I'm glad you caught those as I had to work a little bit to throw them in, and I've seen t-shirts with this shot of Nolte on them.
This is too good to be true.
I love seeing Paris make a fuck of herself.
But I'm evil.
If watching and vaguely enjoying watching Hilton make an ass of herself makes me evil then I don't want to be good.