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Lesser Of Two Evils Part 7 . . .

Posted by 2 Dollar Productions Thursday, August 03, 2006

{Editor's Note: 2 Dollar Productions does not make it a habit to disparage calorie-enhanced individuals unless that individual is a bloated Brandon Davis or Rosie O'Donnell - in which case all bets are off.}

It's been too long without a little evil, and consequently it's time for another battle and this time it is all about flesh.

A lot of flesh.


{This is a man as I was confused upon my first look and thought him to be female}


I think the clear winner in this brouhaha of excess epidermis is the grotesquely overweight 10 year-old.

The first picture showcases a grown man who has made his bed (figuratively not literally as it appears to be quite messy in the image) and now he must lie in it while eating an entire cake by himself.

But he's obviously a full-grown adult. An adult who has been able to make his own choices about food, exercise, cake, seeing his toes and other such things for many years.

I might feel bad for him, however, there are likely many elements that he could have controlled which would have altered his fate and not left him all alone and eating a gigantic cake while sitting buck naked on an unmade bed.

It's about choices people.

The kid is a different story, and his parents should be locked up.

There's no way he should be 10-years-old and this large. It's possible he has some sort of crazy medical disease, but it's more likely a set of over-indulgent parents who give into his whims of playing video games, looking at the Internet and shoveling mass quantities of food into his mouth.

They should have made him do something outside that involved running and playing and limiting his calorie intake wouldn't hurt either.

Therefore, another round is over, and I have to declare the second picture as the worst one in this battle for supremacy.

The only question that remains regards our old friend the cake lady:


As I stared at the first picture, I had to wonder if her shirt was just a playful boast or if she would be driven mad with lust to see a naked man and a cake in the same room.

I guess we'll never know.

-BDS

8 comments

  1. drëâmè® Says:
  2. yes poor boy :( Stupid stupid parents... & I swear to god I thought the first picture was a woman.. until you said man... I don't know why... I guess I should have figured they wouldn't put a woman topless and naked like that...

    xox
    Sahar.

     
  3. sad thing is that the little boy's parents are probably obese as well.

     
  4. Miss Ash Says:
  5. I saw this show once on a man who weighed like a tonne or something, he had a wife. As horrid as this may sound, it made me sad that i am still single. He couldn't even get out of bed.

     
  6. Jenni222 - You have to feel for that guy with the cake, and I'm glad you chime in with second one as I lay most of that blame square on that boy's parents.

    Dr - It took me several minutes of intense study to realize that it was a man.

    Stiltwalker - It can be a vicious cycle, but I still think something like that is a form of child abuse as that is just plain unhealthy.

    Miss Ash - I've seen a show where they had to break down a man's house because he had gotten so large that he couldn't fit out of his bedroom.

     
  7. Grace Says:
  8. Wow, you always find the most "interesting" pics. Bad, they're both worse than each other. Oye.

     
  9. Deepak Gopi Says:
  10. Please attach their daily menu with
    the post

     
  11. locomocos Says:
  12. i think that cake lady said she would "fuck for cake" - but not if she had to puke it up because that dude is so gross.

    who takes a picture like that anyway?

    but i feel bad for morbidly obese as well. there's gotta be the point of no return where they just feel so bad that they think, "what the hell! it can't get any worse" and just give up. How terrible that must feel!

     
  13. Grace - It's a talent that unfortunately pays no money in the real world, but it comes in quite handy in the blog one.

    Deepak - That post might take up several pages.

    Cassie D - That has to be a bad feeling, and I never want to feel that way about anything.

     

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