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I Ate Your Huckleberry & Frog Legs . . .

Posted by 2 Dollar Productions Thursday, August 10, 2006

Val Kilmer has been in some pretty good movies.

"Real Genius," "Tombstone," "Top Gun," and "Kiss Kiss Bang Bang" spring immediately to mind.

He's also had some killer lines in those films like "I'm your huckleberry" or "What about that time I found you naked with a bowl full of jello."

And one could argue that his greasy, homo-erotic volleyball game with Tom Cruise, Anthony Edwards and some other guy in "Top Gun" made him a sex symbol.

Those days, however, appear to be over:


This picture is wrong in so many ways as the combination of the pale skin, protruding belly, scraggly chest hair and general sloppiness is a tough one to swallow.

And that hat provides no kind of redemption.

Moving from Val to Nicole Richie is a major reversal, but Richie stepped out again recently to disgust me with her sickly appearance.


I don't know how those legs support her because they look revolting and like they could crumble into a million tiny pieces at any given moment.

A stiff wind would knock Richie flat on her bony ass, which would provide no cushion and probably shatter her tailbone.

On second thought, she probably shouldn't be walking around at all - she's simply an accident waiting to happen.

-BDS

10 comments

  1. D Says:
  2. Damnit !!!! I cannot bare to even look at the picture of Val again. My jaw hit the floor when I looked at his pic. Im heartbroken, and a little disgusted.. He was SO HOT back in the day... : (

     
  3. D - I still think Val is an interesting actor, but he looks a bit different from his "Top Gun" days. The again, who doesn't?

    Jenni222 - Val could pull it together fairly easily, and I just don't care much for Nicole Richie at all.

    Dreamy - We are only a little bit mean around here, and far from perfect. However, I'm working on the last part of that equation and the first part will never go away entirely.

     
  4. julia Says:
  5. actually, i looked at richie's quads and went "daaaaayum." because it appears that she has quads.

    but that's about it.


    ps dreamy colors - picking on other people makes $2 feel better about himself. tee hee hee.

     
  6. She might have some quads, but they don't look healthy at all.

    And at 2 Dollar Productions, we also steal money from tip jars, flog baby seals and spit off of tall buildings to make ourselves feel better too.

    There's nothing wrong with that is there?

     
  7. SymplyAmused Says:
  8. That was Val? I got so sidetracked by the protuding belly I forgot to notice who it was... (snickers)

     
  9. It was a bit distracting so I can't really blame you one bit.

    He probably wanted the focus to be on the hat.

     
  10. I'd have to be dead 10 years before I'd be that thin lol

     
  11. You might look similar too because sometimes I think Nicole Richie looks like a walking corpse.

     
  12. Unknown Says:
  13. I am really surprised (badly surprised) at Val!! I used to have the hots for him when I was about 16 or so. He seems like val gone wrong.
    Nic Ritchie seriously needs a cheeseburger, maybe she could get into vals stash!

     
  14. That's a good idea as maybe there should be some teaming up in Hollywood for the express purpose of the correct amount of calore consumption for both parties.

     

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