" . . . Because I'm a fucking caveman," - Clive Owen, "Closer"
I wish I could crawl into a cool, dark cave somewhere as it's hot as hell, but then I would miss stories like:
Kevin Federline will guest star in a series of shows in the upcoming season of the CW's "One Tree Hill." The aspiring rapper will portray a cocky rock singer, said a publicist for the show.
The part was originally written as a cocky rapper, but then changed because K-Fed was deemed to be wholly unbelievable in that role when his debut album, Playing w/ Fire, was examined.
Britney Spears has reportedly let a chance to record a duet with Justin Timberlake slip away. According to the New York Post’s Page Six, Spears was supposed to record a song with JT and the track was going to be produced by hit-maker Timbaland before Spears cancelled at the last minute. 
Her publicist cited the fact that Spears was "too busy being stone cold crazy" to record with Timberlake.
Lindsay Lohan escaped felony charges Thursday when prosecutors filed seven misdemeanor counts against her stemming from two drunken-driving arrests.
Lohan then reached a plea deal that calls for her to spend one day in jail, serve 10 days of community service and complete a drug-treatment program.
I'm no legal expert, but it seems like 7 misdemeanors should equal at least 1 felony - or maybe the DA felt that Lohan's appearance in "I Know Who Killed Me" was punishment enough.
Ryan Seacrest was named host of the 59th Emmy ceremony for prime-time programs this week.
"It's obviously an honor," Seacrest told the Daily News yesterday. "It's very flattering to be on a list of contenders."
Seacrest celebrated with a manicure, a facial and a prank call to Brian Dunkleman.
Singer Amy Winehouse has pulled out of a string of concerts in the US and Canada next month to "address her health", her publicist has said.
I think "addressing her health" is British slang for trying to stop using drugs every single day of the week.
Bill Murray could face a drunken driving charge after cruising through downtown Stockholm in a golf cart and refusing to take a breath test, citing U.S. law.
"He refused to blow in the (breath test) instrument, citing American legislation," Officer Holmlund told The Associated Press on Wednesday. "So we applied the old method — a blood test. It will take 14 days before the results are in."
Murray should have cited "Groundhog Day," "Stripes," "Rushmore," and "Lost in Translation" and told the Swedes that he's made those movies and has earned the right to drink and drive a slow-moving golf cart on the streets of Sweden any time he feels like it.
Jenna Jameson admitted that she recently had her breast implants removed, and is very happy with the results. 
In a related story, I cried this week.
But let's not end with tears, and instead, focus on the positives like this: 
If your packing didn't go as planned, then ask for help, keep your wits about you and . . . Happy Friday!
-BDS
Bill Murray should have told the cops he was filming Caddyshack III: Gopher Takes Sweden.
What's the deal with Jenna, lately she's been getting real thin, scary thin. And know this, thinning her titties???
How long until the Paris, Nicole, Britney, Lindsey 4-way celebrity whore-off? I hear the crazy Olsen twin will appear as an alternate should one of the four be in jail/rehab on that date.
Jenna is going downhill by the day, and I don't care to watch the decline anymore.
As for the whore-off, I read somewhere that some of those might be appearing in a celebrity edition of "The Apprentice," although I seriously doubt it. At least I hope not.
Why am I oddly proud of Bill Murray? I laughed so hard when I heard that story on the radio that my dog starting barking.
Does health related concerns cover Amy W.'s hair? Can we stage a "bad hair" intervention? Please.
Happy Friday, 2 buck. Have a great weekend. Thanks for the entertainment this week.
i was very concerned when i read the headline about bill murray - i thought he knew better - when i learned it was a golf cart i just laughed. it made me love him even more. happy friday indeed!
Will someone please explain to me how Seacrest got a star on the Walk of Fame? Aren't there a bunch of 90-year-old movie stars who are still waiting?
I freaking love love love Closer.
Ahem, as for Bill, I too had a good chuckle when I head this story on the news..he looked so happy in his golf attire (probably cause he was drunk)
Jenna's gone downhill and for once I dig your last photo...she looks like a real woman :P
Heard not head...hmmm where's my mind this friday LOL
did you cry because jenna got her implants out? she kind of had to because the rest of her is shrinking at such a rapid pace that soon they would probably be able to be flotation devices. I also heard she is done with making any more porn. (sniff, sniff)
Lindsay has one awesome attorney!! give that woman a raise.
I do not believe that Britney was to record with JT and Timbaland at all. Madonna, yes, but Britney hssn't had a record in like 5 years. Girl needs to start finding a career.
And Viva Bill Murray!! That is awesome. At least he can't be cited for driving too fast.
Anonymous Boxer - I'm right with you on both Bill Murray, and Amy's hair, altough I think that's part of her stchitck (sp?) so we can give her a pass. Man, I love Bill Murray. Happy Friday.
Julia - Happy Friday back at you, and yeah, when the golf cart became part of the story that's when it became really funny.
Wendy - There are tons of people waiting, but Seacrest has turned into a mini-mogul, and it's slightly terrifying. The man is everywhere.
Miss Ash - I think it's obvious where your 'head' is on Friday, but that's OK. Ha. Jenna is going downhill so fast she should be stopped for speeding. And yes, the last woman looks real & good.
Vivavavoom - Yeah, Lohan's attorney did her work well. Damn well. And it was Jenna's recent porn admission (aka "no more") as well as the implants and the fact that she now looks like a crack whore which caused me to shed a tear - it's the important stuff you know?
what happened to Jlee and her blog? can't access it anymore.
That's a good question, but I'm not sure. Hopefully it's just a temporary thing.