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$2 Dollar Swimsuit Edition . . .

Posted by 2 Dollar Productions Wednesday, August 15, 2007

It's 100 degrees in Austin, and if you're outside then you better be near water or you will soon be drowning in a pool of your own sweat. With beach season still firmly in place, here's a few reminders about good swimwear choices as well as more dubious decisions.

It's just painful to see what has happened to Jenna Jameson:

Especially since she used to look like this:


Carmen Electra, however, knows exactly how to fill out a swimsuit:

Electra could pass on some advice to Uma Thurman who could use a little support judging by this picture:

It's easy to stand back and pass judgment on swimwear, but at the end of the day, even if you're wearing a burlap sack with some dental floss attached, it still means that you're near a body of water, so things could be far worse.



  1. I see a lot of these swimwear photos of women but what about me? Is there a type of suit that suits me best or should I just wear the same old speedo?

  2. It looks like Uma's developed walleyed boobs. Dang.

  3. Getoffmylawn - I thought that was self-evident, so I neglected to mention it being as a Speedo is a classic that never goes out of style.

    WhatIgot - I hadn't heard that expression, but it appears that the answer is yes. Unfortunately.

  4. Jenna Jameson looks like a crack addict with her new "look."

    Did you and GetOffMyLawn say,


    Please say you didn't.

  5. Jenna looks positively gruesome. It hurt my eyes.

  6. Anonymous Boxer - Crack addict is a good description, and I know I was being faceitious (sp?) about the Speedo and I assume Getoffmylawn was as well. Ha.

    Sarcastic - It's just plain sad & ugly to see.

  7. Miss Ash Says:
  8. Curves are definitely better....Carmen is the way to go.

    As for speedos ewe...well they might be better than those yellow jammers from the previous post...but just slightly.

  9. vivavavoom Says:
  10. so sad that Uma's boobs are actually the real ones and get such a bad rap! Jenna needs to be eating a lot more meat while eating some more meat. Curves on porn stars is a must.

  11. Miss Ash - I think you are so impressed w/ the yellow jammers that you don't know what to do w/ yourself. They are consuming you. Ha. And I don't blame you as they are pretty sweet.

    Vivavavoom - Good point about Uma, and I think she simply needs a better suit and they would't look like that. As for Jenna, she has all the curves of a broomstick these days - a turn-off in any arena.

  12. JLee Says:
  13. I'm going to the post office right now. I'm sending Jenna a ham n cheese sandwich and Uma an underwire swimsuit top. Problems solved!

  14. That would solve the issues. Good thinking, but that Ham and cheese is going to be pretty nasty by the time it arrives.


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