"Have you ever seen a grown man naked?" - Captain Oveur, "Airplane"
It's the second Friday of December, and 2 Dollar Productions is trying to avoid malls like the plague, which leaves us with time to study the hard news of the week and then regurgitate it back up. Nice image, eh?
- Lindsay Lohan's mom confirmed the 20-year-old actress has been attending Alcoholics Anonymous meetings this week. 
I can't say I'm surprised as you see pictures of Lohan at clubs more than you do promoting movies, but doesn't your Mom telling news outlets that you're attending AA meetings take some of the anonymity out of the situation?
- Beverly Hills Cop 4 has gotten the greenlight. Hollywood is now officially, 100% unable to create original ideas and Eddie Murphy is now 100% bereft of talent. I think my brain actually bled a litte from watching the third installment in this series, so it's safe to assume that we will just mock this movie from afar.
-Paris Hilton is starting to talk about having children. Four of them. 
So that's four children for Paris and Four Horsemen for the Apocalypse. Coincidence? We think not...
- George Clooney lost his beloved pot-bellied pig, Max recently as the 136kg porker, who lived with Clooney for 18 years, died from old age. The long-time bachelor often referred to his bond with his swine pal as his longest-running relationship, but the actor also ruled out a replacement hog, saying: "Max covered all my pig needs." 
I've always liked Clooney as he seems like a cool guy to hang around, but I think the only fitting tribute for Max would be piled high atop some fresh-baked bread with lettuce, tomato and lots of mayonnaise.
- This is not really new, but we would like to send a heartfelt thanks to outgoing congress woman Katherine Harris. Her bat-shit crazy antics during her kamikazee Senate campaign provided us with more genuine laughs than most of the new National Lampoon movies.
-For the fifth time in the last six years, Britney Spears topped Yahoo Inc.'s most popular search term list for 2006.
Maybe Gwyneth Paltrow was right about our culture going to hell. On the other hand, you can't lump everyone together under one Britney Spears-searching banner so Paltrow is still a pretentious bitch in my book.
Per usual, let's end with a rocking image that looks good to us: 
So turn up the sound, glide through work and . . . Happy Friday!
-BDS & JWS
"So that's four children for Paris and Four Horsemen for the Apocalypse. Coincidence? We think not." hahaha
the world is ending...so we better party like it's 199..whatever.
Happy Friday!
Switchin to Glide!!! Happy Friday!!
Is that yet ANOTHER picture of britney spears's crotch?
Holy shit... how many times does she think she can get away with flashing her body parts in public as some sort of sad excuse for publicity before it gets kinda... well... old?
Mahalo,
Sahar.
Jlee - My brother nailed that one, and it feels like a party weekend, eh? Happy Friday.
Nobitch - Glad to hear it. Happy Friday?
Dr - I read today that Spears actually found some panties and is sorry for going overboard. Too little too late.
Everytime I read that "Airplane" quote I start cracking up...
It's a classic line from a classic film. And funny every damn time.