" . . . And we raped the horses and rode off on the women. And we pruned the hedges of many small villages," - Chevy Chase, "Three Amigos"
The new Guns N' Roses (Axl Rose minus every other original member) dropped Eagles Of Death Metal from their current North American tour - after just one gig - citing a poor reception the EODM received in Cleveland.
MTV reports Rose came on stage for GNR's set, he said: "So how'd you like the Pigeons of Sh** Metal? Don't worry, that's the last show they're playing with us." 
He might be a reclusive, arrogant and crazy bastard who ripped apart one of the greatest rock bands ever, but Rose doesn't mince words for a man sporting that many braids in his hair.
The "Borat" freight train of strange publicity made another stop this week when it was suggested that Pamela Anderson's role in the film was the nail in the coffin to her marriage to Kid Rock. The brouhaha happened after the duo attended a private screening of the movie.
But it was after the closing credits that things got interesting as The New York Post's Page Six quoted a source as revealing "Kid started screaming at Pam, saying she had humiliated herself and telling her, 'You're nothing but a whore! You're a slut! How could you do that movie?' -- in front of everyone. It was very embarrassing."
Rock should be ashamed of himself for his outburst, and has only himself to blame because Pam's career - which featured numerous Playboy covers, strutting around in a tight red bikini on "Baywatch" and grinding like a naked hyena in heat in "Barb Wire" - must have somehow given Kid the mistaken impression that she was trying to achieve sainthood.
Obviously, her appearance in "Borat" blew that misconception all to hell.
The Bush administration clamped down on North Korea this week through our desire to make it tougher for the country’s citizens to purchase iPods, plasma televisions and Segway electric scooters.
I'm no foreign policy expert, but it seems that this is the wrong idea because if more N. Koreans were listening to Beyonce and watching porn on their plasma TVs then it might keep them occupied and away from building nuclear weapons. Just a thought.
I never thought I'd say this, but I am sick and tired of seeing Britney Spear's pussy. 
This statement looks filthy onscreen, but Spears has been even filthier in real life this week as she flashed photographers about 3 different times. You have money - buy a pair of panties.
Danny DeVito was a guest on "The View" this week and he did it the same way I would if I was forced to appear on the show: Stay out all night drinking with George Clooney, show up without having slept a wink and slur my words and insult people while the women laugh and stare. 
Seriously. This happened and it was probably his best work since "Throw Mama From The Train."
Owen Wilson was spotted checking out rings in Dallas this week leading to speculation that an engagement to Kate Hudson could be in the works. 
If it's true, I doubt this union will last, and I still think they look suspiciously like brother and sister. And that's incest. And yet I still couldn't turn away from watching them. We won't think to deeply on this one.
As always, let's end things on a high note with some hot wheels and clingy dresses:
Cars don't make me horny, but if it works for you, I'm all for it and with that in mind . . . Happy Friday!
-BDS
4:20 a.m.???? Dude ~ You are a writer. Don't forget to sleep in between not getting turned on by cars.
The Danny DeVito thing was very interesting. I wonder how Rhea felt about their tryst in the Lincoln bedroom being publicized. Methinks he suffers from short man syndrome.
I also have to agree - Britney needs some panties.
Poor Pamela. I thought her role in "Borat" was hysterical, and I think she actually has a good sense of humor, especially about herself. She just needs better taste in men.
It's funny you mentioned Britney's puss, cuz we were all looking at "The Superficial" last night at work and all the various shots of it, including one with a big C-section scar. Nice.
I heard a clip of Danny Devito on "The View" and thought it was great! At least some people are happy/funny drunks and don't turn into raving lunatics.
And Owen and Kate DO look related! ew
Happy Friday!!
Britney needs a lot of things other than just the panties. How about a muzzle? How about that weird allergy to light? Ooh, and she needs to stop being some freaky celebrity, get a normal job and become a productive member of society.
I could live a thousand years and not have to see Brit's puss.. Thanks but no thanks, However I would like to say that Green does not become her. But of course neither did her husband . ; )
Bostonpobble - I try, but obviously you're up too and so the writing angle does make sense. To be completely honest, however, I did write most of this last night. There I said it.
Sarcastic - Yeah, Rhea's probably thinking when most people's husbands get drunk and tell stories they don't do it on national TV. That's a horrible mental image too.
Jlee - Glad to see some serious work is being done at the station. I missed the c-section scar - luckily. And I always said that I would stop drinking completely because what's the point if you're going to get mean, bitter and nasty all the time?
Whatigot - I think the odds of Britney ever being a productive member of society are pretty long, but I would take her getting just a smidge of class back (not that she was ever rolling in it), cover her crotch and just dance suggestively to music. I'm not asking for the world here.
D - He certainly didn't and it makes you wonder if he was too trashy for Spears, who is obviously not the classiest gal around, just how bad was K-Fed?
Happy Friday Guys!!!
I forgot Danny Devito even existed.....
Nobich - Happy Friday right back.
Miss Ash - I had vaguely forgotten myself, but he gave a great performance on The View.
Slopmaster - We're definitely not breaking any stories around here, but I've read very few commentaries that are half as intelligent because pure snark is easy - much like Britney Spears. Word verfication always sucks. Always.
Other tabloids don't provide occasional "man candy" pics either ;)
Another excellent point. Thank you for the reminder because these will continue to make the occasinal appearance. Ha.
awww the 3 amigos, I can never get sick of Chevy Chase.
I'm sick of seeing Britneys body parts too, lately they are quite famous. :D
I'd rather watch Three Amigos than Britney's body, which is a little odd to say out loud.
Like your writing, damn funny. I saw Deck the Halls this weekend because of Devito's hilarious visit to The View. Thought Hasselbeck's head was going to explode when he was commenting on Bush! I agree, drunk and sleep deprived is the best way for any poor guy to go on that show. Devito and Clooney should hang out more often!
Thanks for stopping by and for the compliment as we try around here. Clooney pretty much laughed the whole thing off this week, and at least DeVito was a funny/silly drunk which is better than most.