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Posted by 2 Dollar Productions Sunday, July 23, 2006

It's one thing to have a bad hair or face or body day, but then there are also times like this:



And you know your day has gone to absolute shit when your surgically-enhanced boobs decide to droop and feature enough space between them to park a half-ton truck.

Paula Abdul has enough issues with reality, medication and coherant conversation that you have to feel slightly bad for her because it seems like she took some time to put herself together to venture into public and yet this is the best that she could manage.

On the other hand, she is making a ton of money from "American Idol" and she did get to dance with MC Skat Cat back in the early 90s, so she'll just have to take the good with the bad.

And in this case the truly awful.

-BDS

14 comments

  1. drëâmè® Says:
  2. holy moly. I don't know why but the entire time lookin' at the pic I didn't think it was paula Abdul. I thought it was Terri Hatcher!

    Weird...
    http://img.timeinc.net/people/i/2006/gallery/madeupunder/thatcher.jpg

    oh and I'm up to here *brings hand up to eyes* with reality shows.

    Mahalo,
    Sahar.

    & this is a group of people blogging? I always thought it was one person.

     
  3. Miss Ash Says:
  4. I also thought it was Teri Hatcher for a split second. Those are almost as bad as Miss Spellings.

     
  5. julia Says:
  6. you know you need to re-think your look when...


    people start mistaking you for teri hatcher.

     
  7. Grace Says:
  8. Eww, that's not so nice looking. In Paula's defense though, maybe it's just the angle?

     
  9. Jenni222 - It's a bad day all the way around & you would think she would have noticed that massive indention in her chest before leaving the house.

    Dr - She does have the plastic surgery tightened Teri Hatcher look about her.

    And there is only one person that has been blogging, but my brother does have plans to add his two cents in once we re-design the site.

    Miss Ash - Tori's are pretty bad, and this Teri Hatcher comparison is apt, but Hatcher's face looks more squashed to me.

    Julia - A good point. It's not great in either direction, but it still might be better to be Teri vs. Paula. But that's a question for another day.

    Grace - It could be the angle or the lighting or the fact that her tits looked really horrible on this day. Maybe all of the above is true.

     
  10. Didn't even NOTICE the face and I"m a straight female ROFL!!!

     
  11. i used to dig abdul until she went on american idol. now i just cant stand her. but in her defense, imma say "SHES OLD"

     
  12. D Says:
  13. Money cant by everything can it??
    Thats to bad...

     
  14. Unknown Says:
  15. People get old... But that dress made me wince at first glance. Yikes!

     
  16. For gracious sake! That is why they make bras. When things go south either get it redone or get a good bra.

     
  17. Unknown Says:
  18. You are funny lol. She does need a bra, no doubt and her surgeon should be shot!

     
  19. Nancy - It's easy to miss the face when you're chest is looking that bad.

    Last - She is looking older, but you can put yourself together in a decent way and I hate to admit it but I did have her "Forever Your Girl" cd when I was in middle school. Major play with the ladies for that one. Ha.

    D - Definitely not, but it should be able to buy you a better boob job.

    Devil - The dress is too loud and incoherant - much like Paula herself.

    Sarcastic - See earlier comment as she definitely needs to get those re-done by a better surgeon.

    Carmel - I agree that her surgeon should never take credit for that job & he/she should give Paula a free do-over after seeing this pic.

     
  20. Lucy Says:
  21. Ohhhh....Paula. She seems like a genuinely nice but but rather lost lady, and I'd really like to root for her, but I'm losing motivation fast...

     
  22. Paula does seem rather nice, but she's also so out there and ditzy and a little needy that it's off-putting.

    So I guess the cons outweight the pros in my mind.

     

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