These battles are not getting any easier and now Star Jones has leapt into the fray. 
In the latest round of evil things it's t-shirt slogans that have locked these two firece combatants into a brouhaha.
Although I do own a couple of t-shirts with pithy sayings, I've always felt that if you have to wear something clever on your body then you're probably not a very clever person in real life.
But the winner (or loser) in this case is clearly Star Jones who has had a bad run of luck recently as first she gets fired from "The View" and now she loses this contest by the decree of 2 Dollar Productions.
The cake girl most likely has a good sense of humor in order to wear that shirt, but I have a suspicion that Mrs. Jones actually believes that she is indeed a "trophy wife."
Nothing could be farther from the truth, however, and if Star is the trophy for winning anything then I can guarantee you that I'd be throwing that game.
-BDS
I think I might prefer Jones' T-shirt. I can't explain it, it just... seems more appropriate?
i like cake, too. i think i would get along fabulously with that girl.
as for the t-shirts, all you need is one good slogan (like the guy who came up with 'i do my own stunts') and you could be set for life on royalties. i am actively trying to come up with ideas for the next big slogan shirt. I also play the lottery daily.
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star jones is just plain scary, now. does she still have her line of shoes at payless - or did they drop her, too?
I agree girl #2 should win :)
I like girl #2 as well. That takes guts! (and a gut)
Star Jones just really rubs me the wrong way and the shirt just makes her that much more irritating.
If that was the best Al Reynolds could do, he might need to rethink it.
Loved the other shirt.
haha, yes. The second one should win. Hrm... I just really disliked star especially on the red carpet. She laughed too excessively, and at inappropriate moments. Plus, she didn't ask the right questions. It's odd but I might say I prefer the host who groped scarlett johansson's boob and didn't get in trouble because he was gay.
Grace - I have to disagree as Star is no trophy wife whereas the second shirt might be true.
Cassie D - Who doesn't like cake? I love it and I think this girl looks fun as hell to have around. Good luck with the slogan as it just takes one to retire.
Jenni222 - At least the second girl just throws it out there while Star is just lying about losing her weight and it becomes sadder every single day.
Miss Ash - I agree that she should win too as Star is far more evil and nasty.
Anonymous - I like that kind of brashness and the gut only adds to the effect. I love it.
Sarcastic - I think the best that Al can do is dollar beer night at Oil Can Harry's, which is a gay bar in Austin. {Editor's note: I don't know if there is dollar beer night there and feel no need to find out for sure}.
Dr - Star was horrible on the red carpet and just as annoying as she always is - probably even more so if that's possible.
lmao@ Star, we all know he is gay!!
Trophy wife my foot!
It depends on the kind of cake...but for a DQ ice cream cake...all bets are off!
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I like the cake girl too. If your gonna wear a clever shirt it should a least be funny. Star's is just...wrong. The idea gives me the creeps.
Dreamlover - Everybody knows but Star or maybe she just doesn't care.
Friday - And I always thought buying a girl a drink helped matters, but apparently it's Betty Crocker instead.
Bionic - A lot of things could happen for a shot at a DQ cake and I wouldn't want to admit to some of them.
Stiltwalker - At least you're holding out for something that lasts longer than and costs more than cake.
Samantha - Everything about Star gives me the creeps.