The former greatest lifeguard in the world, David Hasselhoff, was recently rushed to a hospital in London after severing a tendon in his right arm. 
The 53-year-old actor, who played lifeguard Mitch Buchannon on the TV beach drama for 11 years, was shaving at a gym in the Sanderson Hotel on Thursday when he hit his head on a chandelier, showering his arm with broken glass, his publicist, Judy Katz, said.
That's the official story, but I call bullshit on that one as something smells fishy and for once it's not the tanning lotion all over the Hoff's furry chest.
How the hell do you hit your head on a chandelier while shaving in a gym?
My feeling is the real version was something like this: Hasselhoff entered the sauna to sweat out his previous nights intake of cocaine and prostitutes. After a few other sauna members noticed who he was and started asking him questions about where he parked his talking car, the Hoff exited the sauna.
Then he began shaving and the guy next to him mentioned that his singing was responsible for several crimes against nature and as Hasselhoff leapt onto the chandelier it promptly collapsed under his immense power and he was rendered immobile and rushed to the hospital.
That is probably closer to the real account, but if Hasselhoff wants to keep up this foolish charade he should really come up with a better story than one that would have been rejected for an episode of "Baywatch" as being far too ridiculous.
-BDS
Nothing good ever happens when you mix a chandelier and a razor.
I think he is sooooo 1982- Some one tell David its the year 2006.I was on a site one time that had " Rip David's chest hair " You could rip his chest hair off and he would scream.. Personally- Im not a fan of hairy men . Thanks, but no thanks.
D said...
Nothing good ever happens when you mix a chandelier and a razor.
I think he is sooooo 1982- Some one tell David its the year 2006.I was on a site one time that had " Rip David's chest hair " You could rip his chest hair off and he would scream.. Personally- Im not a fan of hairy men . Thanks, but no thanks.
I wish I could rip off some of his chest hair with a pair of rusty pliers.
Actually, I don't have the Hoff - I just find him consistently, unintentionally hilarious.
xkI once saw him singing on the Berlin Wall with a jacket that had glowing lightbulbs attached to it. They were all going crazy for him...it was awful.
Visiting from Colleen's blog.
I think it was one of those priests with the seven daggers from "The Omen" trying to end his evil AntiChrist regime>.
LOL that's quite funny
Miss Ash - Jacket complete with glowing lights - that sounds like Hasselhoff.
Robert - Thanks for the visit, and the link was pretty damn funny and confirmed a long held suspicion by many people about the Hoff.
Carmel - I meant it when I said that Hasselhoff is one of the funniest men on the planet.
lol, I laughed like crazy when I heard that his injury involved a chandelier... and shaving... in a gym. I don't usually hear those three word in the same sentence. Either he's quite the stunt man, or (like you said) that pathetic story is just a cover-up for something so horrible it can't be put into words.
that is the most disgusting/disturbing
picture of man nips ever.
Your description is much more entertaining and I suspect much closer to the truth. Are people that much shorter in England and exactly why is there a chandalier in a gym. In the bathroom. In my mind I was substituting "bathhouse" or "whorehouse" for gym.
Mad Jack - Everything about Hasselhoff is super-sized as he's more man than most, although Shatner could give him a run for his money.
Grace - Something is definitely rotten in Denmark about this story, but at least there was no pictures of the actual event as nobody should see the Hoff bleeding buck naked on the floor of some "gym."
Chris-el-da - The most digusting/disturbing or the most awesome - it all depends on your point of view.
Sarcastic - I was thinking along the lines of a Turkish bath-house, but alas we'll probably never know the truth or the height of the chandelier in question.
i usually love a good hairy man chest, but hoff's is more than a little disturbing (anyone else see the face?)
and honestly, what did we do before we had the internet to prove to us that he IS the antichrist? that site is funny as hell, and the person obviously worked very hard to be as credible as possible.
Julia - Hasselhoff has the face of a man who knows that he holds the world on a string, although his chest & nipples tell a far different story.
Dreamlover - Maybe they used a lot of makeup on his nipples for the show as I don't remember there being so much questioning of them in the past.
this scenario may not have been good enough for "baywatch", yes. but would "baywatch nights" have considered it?
You're right. This would have been perfect for "Bawatch Nights" - if it had only lasted a little longer.