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Posted by 2 Dollar Productions Tuesday, July 18, 2006

Naomi Campbell might be one of the best-looking people walking this planet, but she is also a flat-out terrifying bitch with a nasty temper, powerful hands for dealing out cell phone blows to her hired help and the morals of rabid wolverine.


In her latest round of bizarre and violent behavior, Campbell allegedly caused over $50,000 worth of damage to her boyfriend's yacht.

And once again it was the hired help that set her off.

The trigger that caused the ferocious supermodel to destroy fittings and furniture aboard the vessel was something universal that I'm sure we can all relate to as an unrelenting cause of anxiety and pain - A tomato, mozzarella and dried ham appetizer with white wine sauce.

The dish did not meet Campbell's satisfaction, and when the cook shouted back at the model, a furious Campbell is said to have begun throwing around items.

"All hell seemed to break loose," an onlooker told an English tabloid. "All you could hear was shouting and screaming in English. There was the sound of plates being broken. Some of the crew later said the kitchen was a complete mess and the curtains and cushions had all been ripped apart."

Naomi better reign herself in or she will be putting those fighting skills to use in jail as she is currently defending herself against 3 lawsuits brought by former employees.


{Editor's Note: Real prison will probably be nothing like the fictional one presented in this film.}

I'm not sure about the exact circumstances around those cases, however, Campbell's temper has gone completely over the edge because anyone who can justify throwing a tantrum when you're dining on Italian cuisine aboard a high-priced yacht needs to get some real problems.

I can only imagine how much damage Campbell would do if she was ever forced to mail something at a U.S. Post Office.

Scary.

-BDS

9 comments

  1. Miss Ash Says:
  2. Certain people act this way because they can. There are never any consequences for them....real consequences, paying an obscene amount of $ for a fine does not count, she has lots of $.

    I would have her complete community service somewhere, like a soup kitchen or change the roles around and have her as the server/hired help to the person she threw the hissy fit on.

     
  3. Dreamlover Says:
  4. lmao at th epost office comment.

    I who have no temper whatsoever, has nearly blown a gasket waiting in the post office lines, he haw

    And I second psychiatric help and community service as opposed to jailtime.

     
  5. D Says:
  6. Ok , Ok, I got it !!!!
    It could be one of two things:
    1. Steriods
    2. Cocaine habit combined with to much money for her own good.

    Im betting on number 2

     
  7. What amazes me is that people still work for her? The only thing I can think is that she pays well or her boyfriend pays his crew well.

     
  8. Miss Ash - I second that and think she should pay a fine and be forced to serve as someone's maid for a period of no less than 90 days.

    Dreamlover - Anyone can lose at the post office as I have never seen an institution that is so frustrating and poorly run.

    Jenni222 - It's a gift. Plain and simple.

    D - I would be a considerable amount of money on option number 2.

    Sarcastic - I'm starting to think people work for her because they know she will beat them and they can sue her for money.

     
  9. drëâmè® Says:
  10. hrm.. this is a case of someone who's too full of herself. Is that her freakin' nipple showing in the picture? It sure as hell looks like it. I don't like to read much tabloids or believe any of their things, but really I agree when you say she needs some real problems. How about we send her to Lebanon for a few days, or how about Iraq? Iran would be the milder option for now, but god the hijab might suit her complexion in the smogy air.

    Oh, and that film looks very.. intelectual no? ;)

    Mahalo,
    Sahar.

     
  11. drëâmè® Says:
  12. oOo just saw your pirates post. I saw it opening day. I am sort of obsessed with Depp films, as you may have noticed, AND not solely for the reason you might think, which isn't a bad reason at all ;)

    Plus, burton rules. & they do alot of films together, which is a plus.

     
  13. Grace Says:
  14. I wonder if she'll be hiring a new chef now. I can cook some pretty bad-tasting food :D

     
  15. Dr - That sure as hell is Naomi's nipple showing, and I would send her to Lebanon for her housecleaning duties. And that film should be shown to everyone as part of a scared-straight program, but then again, it might cause people to commit crimes in hopes of being thrown in jail.

    And I generally like all Tim Buron/Johnny Depp collaborations although I wasn't wild about "Charlie and the Cholcolate Factory."

    Grace - If you need some extra cash and can stand some pain I say go apply yourself.

     

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