I received this Me Me last week, and it seemed like a good Monday morning for a Me Me. The fact that I'm always alert to alliteration helped as well.
If you want to take this MM, feel free and if you want me to send it along, just shoot me an email. Let's hope the day goes quickly.
1. What time did you get up this morning? 6:03 a.m. I go to the gym before work & have a thing for the number 3 and its derivatives.
2. Diamonds or pearls? I wear neither, give gifts of both and prefer diamonds on a woman.
3. What was the last film you saw at the cinema? "Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End"
4. What is your favorite TV show? Tie between "Lost," "The Shield," and "The Office"
5. What do you usually have for breakfast? Weekdays - Protein shake, coffee, and oatmeal pancakes. Weekend - scrambled eggs with cheese and onions, turkey bacon, flour tortillas, blue berries, pie/cake, coffee and two newspapers.
6. What is your middle name? David.
7.What food do you dislike? Tofu.
8. Favorite thing to cook? Ground turkey with taco seasoning and onions. Grill - Marinated sirloin steak
9. What is your favorite CD at the moment? Steve Earle - "Transcendental Blues."
10.What kind of car do you drive? Audi TT Roadster
11. Favorite sandwich? Cuban sandwiches with turkey/pork/etc. on good bread.
12. What characteristic do you despise? Condescension.
13. Favorite item of clothing? I don't play favorites.
14. If you could go anywhere in the world on vacation, where would you go? Tahiti
15. What color is your bathroom? White & Slate Gray
16. Favorite brand of clothing? Hugo Boss
17. Where would you retire to? Caribbean
18. What was your most recent memorable birthday? This past one as it was a round number & I was finalizing plans for New York modeling trip.
19. Favorite sport to watch? College Football
20. Farthest place you are sending this? No idea.
21. Who do you least expect to send this back to you? No idea.
22. Person you expect to get this back from first? No clue.
24. When is your birthday? Late 70s
25. Are you a morning person or a night person? Morning as I was a personal trainer for many years, and getting up early for clients was a way of life and now my body won't really re-adjust that well.
26. What is your shoe size? 11
27. Pets? No.
28. Any new and exciting news you'd like to share with us? I might be starting a new job at the end of summer and I have three testicles. One of these is true, and one is a lie.
29. What did you want to be when you were little? NBA basketball player
30. How are you today? It's Monday - nothing can be that good.
31. What is your favorite candy? Twix
32. What is your favorite flower? Yellow roses - it has TX significance, looks good & is also the name of a fine strip club in Austin.
33. What is a day on the calendar you are looking forward to? This Friday, June 8th, because it's Friday.
34. What church do you attend? None currently.
33. What is your full name? Classified.
34. What are you listening to right now? People shuffling papers around me, and the sound of Monday morning despair.
36. Do you wish on stars? Why not? It all helps.
37. If you were a crayon, what color would you be? Burnt crimson.
38. How is the weather right now? Getting hotter by the day.
39. Last person you spoke to on the phone? My wife.
40. Do you like the person who sent this to you? Yes. Very sharp person.
41. Favorite soft drink? Diet Hansen's Root Beer.
42. Favorite restaurant? Tex Mex - Trudy's, Barbecue - Salt Lick, Upscale - Jeffrey's
43. Hair color? Brown
44. Sibling? One Brother
45. Favorite month of the year? April
46. What was your favorite toy as a child? Miniature basketball goal, G.I. Joes
47. Summer or winter? Summer
48. Hugs or kisses? Deep, wet kisses that last 3 days.
49. Chocolate or Vanilla? Swirl.
50. Do you want your friends to email you back? Yes.
51. What is under your bed? Clothes, pictures and pure evil.
52. Who is the friend you have had the longest? One from Middle School.
53. What did you do last night? Watched baseball game, listened to it rain, read a book and drank a Shiner.
54. Favorite smell? Cinnamon.
55. What are you afraid of? Snakes, Sharks & Karl Rove.
56. Plain, buttered, or salted Popcorn? Salted & buttered (but real butter not that radioactive glop at the movie theater)
57. How many keys on your key ring? Six
58. How many years at your current job? 1.5
59. Favorite day of the week? Friday
60. How many towns have you lived in? 3
61. Do you make friends easily? No.
62. How many people will you be sending this to? Not sure.
-BDS
This third testicles, I'm assuming its not originally yours. So how did you come in possession of this third testicle? And what sort of jar are you storing it in? What perservative are you using to maintain its freshness? I only ask because I may be in a similar situation shortly.
1. Why am I not surprised by the Audi TT Roadster? ;)
2. Ah yes, the yellow rose... Sometimes I do miss TX...
3. 3 day kisses. :) You, me and Crash Davis
Hope you had a good weekend.
Interesting life you lead. I haven't filled one of these out in awhile, simply because I haven't had the energy.
WhatIgot - You're exactly right - preservation is the key to longevity. I recommend a concoction of pickle juice, crushed deer penis and Coconut Rum for the best results. You're welcome. Ha.
Bostonpobble - I don't know why you're not surprised by the Roadster and the implications of such. The Rose is a local pastime and I knew someone would bust me on the theft from Bull Durham.
Sarcastic - I worked on this one off and on for a week at work before I finished it. Small chunks works the best.
Now we know so much about you hmmm cinnamon
& how is that brother of yours?
Saying Karl Rove in No. 55 is redundant, as he is both a shark AND a snake.
Awesome list, chief.
Nobich - Definitely a few more things, and my brother is fine - he's in Florida on business at the moment and editing the pages for our screenplay during his off hours.
Melissa - Good point. I missed that when I put it in there, although I wished I could have claimed better foresight and made it on purpose.
I snitched your MeMe and posted it in my blog. Hope you don't mind. Seemed something interesting to do. Thanks for the well wishes on my back, it's trying to get better. : )
Pearls remind me of 75 year old wrinkly women.....which I realize I may be one day *sigh*
Tofu Hater!!!!! I suppose the 3 testicles make up for it haha.
Symplyamused - Good to hear, and steal away as this one has been passed around quite a bit.
Miss Ash - Ha. I knew the tofu would get you. I'm with you on the pearls because they can look elegant (or old), but they aren't particuarly sexy to me.
that is too long of a questionnaire for a monday. the ass quote was from....
Bring it On - a suprisingly OK movie with one really funny part (crazed dance teacher).