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Posted by 2 Dollar Productions Friday, July 20, 2007

"What are they going to arrest me for? For being awesome." - Cole Hauser, "The Break-Up"

I'm headed for the airport, and praying for no flight delays as I'm due to board a plane that will eventually land me at the Hotel ZaZa, which should be a good time because despite a corporate party that's required, somebody else is footing the bill.

But before I raid the mini-bar and order some in-room "art" films, let's look at this past week because:

We're less than 24 hours away from the release of "Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows," the final book in the series where the Muggle world will discover if Harry lives or dies or moves to an island in the Pacific with Snape.

It's probably not the latter, but I'm just ready for the madness to conclude as I would like to walk into a local bookstore and not encounter an adult dressed as a wizard.

Lindsay Lohan left rehab on Friday following the completion of a 45-day residential treatment program, and was seen at a Las Vegas club the following night with an alcohol-monitoring ankle bracelet.

I'm not a qualified rehab specialist, but I imagine that Lohan's Vegas choice is akin to giving a reformed bank robber the key to a bank and telling them to simply enjoy the d├ęcor.

Former 'Grey's Anatomy' star Isaiah Washington is joining former 'EastEnders' star Michelle Ryan in the new US TV version of 'The Bionic Woman" for NBC as Washington will guest star in five episodes.

When reached for comment, Washington said "As long as she's not a gay bionic woman then I'm cool with that."

Michael Jackson has been ordered to pay more than $256,000 in legal fees to a firm that handled some side issues during the pop star's child molestation trial.

Jackson argued that for that amount of money he could have purchased at least 2 children on the black market, but his argument failed to sway the judge.

Comedian Dave Chappelle checked into a hospital over the weekend for exhaustion as the comedian was rushed to the emergency room of an unnamed hospital, where he remained for 12 hours before returning home.

It's hard to believe that someone could give Paula Abdul a run for the title of TV's biggest lunatic, but Chappelle is certainly pushing Abdul for the crown. Exhaustion my ass.

Victoria Beckham allegedly snubbed friendship overtures from Paris Hilton this week after Hilton said:

"I just know Victoria and I would get along. We could be soul mates” Hilton told a pal, according to the London Sun.

Posh responded with:

“Over my dead body!” she snapped to a friend, reports the paper. “We couldn’t be more different. You won’t catch me falling out of nightclubs with no knickers on.”

I never thought I'd say it, but I actually have a little more respect for Posh Spice right now.

But all is not gloomy for Hilton as almost a year after the release of her self-titled debut album, she is planning on returning to a recording studio to lay down the follow-up.

"I’m already working on my new record,” Hilton told E! Online recently. “I’ve been in meetings with Scott (Storch) and we’ve been working on it.”

Let's hope Hilton can avoid the dreaded sophomore slump with this album because her debut was so artistically amazing that it will be hard to top.

Speaking of hard to top, let's end with a top-flight image per usual:

If your ass is hot, make sure it stays where it is and regardless of the size, shape or firmness . . . Happy Friday!



  1. What is exhausting Dave Chappelle? I thought he hasn't worked in 2 years.
    Oh well, happy Friday, That pic at the end is one of your best so far. Keep it up. Oh wait, the pictures taking care of that, isn't it?

  2. locomocos Says:
  3. well, if i were to leave for africa in the middle of filming my comedy show - i might be a little exhausted too.

    i think Victoria Beckham rawks. not friends with Paris? Probably because they would be stealing each other's no talent fame. At least Posh has a Barbie doll....;D

    but seriously, i give kudos to anyone married to david beckham.

  4. WhatIgot - Exactly about Chappelle, and you'd be surprised how difficult it is to find pictures on occasion.

    Locomocos - That's exactly what I think about Posh's decision as well. There can only be so much no talent celebs in one vicinity, eh?

  5. cats Says:
  6. well, happy friday to you too and happy trip!

  7. I have to agree that Posh certainly has earned my respect. Nothing like someone actually calling Paris out. While I don't enjoy the Spice Girls all that much I do think they sound better than anything else Paris will put out.

    Have fun on your trip!

  8. nobich Says:
  9. Happy Friday!!!

  10. JLee Says:
  11. What's wrong with adults dressed as wizards? haha Everything!!

    Posh won't be caught without knickers on in a club, just in the pages of magazines.
    Speaking of no knickers, nice pic at the end, although I have a sudden urgent feeling I have to race to the gym...hhmm

  12. "Whatigotsofar" is funny today.

    Have a great trip... enjoy those in room, er.. amenities.

  13. vivavavoom Says:
  14. yeah....the only thing I like about'Posh' is the hubby. he is some major nice eye candy. And he even held a hand in front of her crotch so the papps couldn't get a pic of her ala Britney Spears. What a gentleman!!

    Have a great trip and watch a lot of 'arty' movies!

  15. Oh dear.

    I need to get my ass to the gym!!!

    :) have a good trip!

  16. Cats - Happy Friday back at you.

    Sarcastic - Thanks and Posh is growing on me - strangely enough.

    Nobich - Happy Friday too.

    Jlee - I like the pic very much as well - much better than adults in wizard outfits.

    ANonymous Boxer - I plan to do so. Ha. Thanks.

    Vivavavoom - A gentlemen indeed. Small favors. And thanks on the trip as it was good, but painful.

    Friday - Thanks and I don't know who that ass belongs to, but I wish I knew more. Ha.


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