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Posted by 2 Dollar Productions Thursday, April 05, 2007

"We make lists of what we need and want from each other and check them regularly. We list everything from how much sex to what kind of food we want. It's so we can find out what the other needs and that we're going in the right direction. It doesn't sound romantic but it works for us." - John Travolta about his life with Kelly Preston



I would love to see the daily to-do lists at the Travolta household. I imagine they would look something like:

John's Day:

1) Fly private jet
2) Request roasted duck, spinach and cheesecake for dinner
3) Ask Kelly for handjob at 4 pm
4) Read mediocre comedy script
5) TIVO American Idol

Kelly's Day:

1) Deny handjob request
2) Read TV pilot scripts
3) Check on the duck preparation
4) Request missionary sex at 9 p.m.
5) Watch "American Idol"

Personally, I don't make lists as I have a mind like a steel trap, but I think that you have to do whatever works for you.

But in the category of things that aren't working, and as an update to yesterday's post, Courtney Love is still parading around Hawaii in poorly chosen bikinis.


Even her face seems to be recoiling in horror.

-BDS

10 comments

  1. JLee Says:
  2. This post has me cracking up. The first thing that came to my mind was:
    "yeah, how about a chili dog and some anal." hahaha

    Sorry. That was crude, but just what popped into my head.

    You think after all the plastic surgery on her face, Courtney could spring for a tummy tuck.

     
  3. Wendy Says:
  4. I'm a chronic listmaker, but my "to-do today" generally doesn't consist of "who-to-do today."

    As for Courtney, that's a quandary. You're in good shape, but if you look at it from the perspective of those of us who are carting around a little extra tonnage, we see it as, "Hmmm... if I could be that skinny, I'd be OK with an ugly stomach. I'd just wear a one-piece."

     
  5. Jlee - If I were Courtney, why not throw in extra to take care of the skin? Chili dog. Ha.

    Wendy - I totally understand lists, but like anything else, they can be carried too far. And I agree with your Courtney assesment as she got skinny (by whatever means), but a one-piece might have been a better choice.

     
  6. Miss Ash Says:
  7. I would make a list for the Cabana Boy Jose to rub my feet and bring me pina colada's all day long....too bad I don't have a pool.

     
  8. JLee Says:
  9. For clarification, my comment was not in reference to MY list, but some dude. haha

     
  10. Miss Ash - And a Cabana Boy. Ha. But Pina Colada's are too damn sweet. No dice. Then again, it's your list.

    Jlee - Sure.

     
  11. You missed an item in John's list - Try to find a movie studio to produce Battlefield Earth II.

    Chili dog, nice.

     
  12. Surely nobody is crazy enough to make BE 2. The first was easily one of the worst movies of the past 10 years.

     
  13. BostonPobble Says:
  14. Chili dog ~ ROFL

    And thin doesn't necessarily mean in shape. Perhaps someone should point this out to Miz Love.

     
  15. Bostonpobble - I agree as there's a big difference between skinny & healthy.

     

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