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Lethal Teeth . . .

Posted by 2 Dollar Productions Tuesday, May 22, 2007

Amy Winehouse might be an imported music sensation from across the pond, and although she has a certain dirty charm with her beehive black hair and blatant drunkenness, I simply cannot express what an erection-killer teeth like this would be:

Stanley would be down for the count if she opened her mouth too wide - even if she was singing - as bad teeth are right up there with specials on how sausage is made and skinny-dipping in Alaska and all are guaranteed to result in a wet noodle limpness of spirit.



  1. Yummy!

    Looks like an amateur production of the Rocky Horror Picture Show.

  2. JLee Says:
  3. hahaha...that's funny because I almost posted something about teeth today. This guy at Starbucks who always waits on me has these really dirty looking teeth and I just want to hand him a toothbrush every time I see him!

  4. You gotta love the English and their lack of dental hygiene. I think it's all that sugar they eat during tea time.

  5. Wendy Says:
  6. Um... I like her earrings.

  7. WhatIgot - A production without much budget at all. I mean how much does a fake one or a cube of sugar cost to stick in the hole?

    Jlee - Bad teeth are noticable and an extreme turn-off for me. And there's no reason for it now with all the dental crap out there to help the problem.

    Anonymous Boxer - There is a certain respect you have to have for them as there seems to be a cultural pride in questionable dental work. The sugar thing cannot help matters.

    Wendy - Is she wearing earrings? I was distracted.

  8. nobich Says:
  9. The better to eat you with my dear.

  10. locomocos Says:
  11. apparetnly dental hygene is not as important to pub sensations such as herself.

    you'd think you could scrounge up a clear gummy bear to put up in there, to at least 'mind the gap'!

  12. BostonPobble Says:
  13. Ewww...

  14. Miss Ash Says:
  15. You're hilarious!!

    I too am turned off by bad teeth, missing teeth, black teeth, dirty teeth with crap along the edges. I feel sick!

  16. Nobich - Terrifying isn't it? Like a bad children's story . . .

    Bostonpobble - I guess it should make us all feel a little better though, count your blessings (and teeth), and things of that nature.

    Locomocos - Ha. Love the clear gummy bear idea. It's much better than the sugar cube I thought about.

    Miss Ash - It's a sickening proposition when bad teeth enter into the mix. I hope you don't encounter any this bad anytime soon in real life.

  17. Anonymous Says:
  18. It's the eyeliner that does it for me! You can always have dental work done!

  19. I hate that dirty scrag.

    She has bad teeth too...

  20. Girlbehind - Very true, but Winehouse seems inclined to do nothing about either issue.

    GirlFriday - I can't say I hate Winehouse as I don't care enough to do that, but I like the dirty scrag comment. Ha.

  21. vivavavoom Says:
  22. you saw that on or Perez Hilton too. She'd make a good poster child for the dangers of Meth....or the British Dentist business.

  23. Ha. Either one would scare me straight & You're right about the pic, but I can't remember which one had it.

  24. Those have to be the ugliest teeth I have ever seen!

  25. vivavavoom Says:
  26. those 2 sites are what I refer to as my fluffer sites while I work....mindless and satisfying!

  27. Sarcastic - They are at the top of a very short list for me.

    Vivavavoom - Extremely satisfying & the name fits them like a glove.


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