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I Envy Luke Wilson . . .

Posted by 2 Dollar Productions Wednesday, May 02, 2007

I saw this picture of Luke Wilson recently where he was surrounded by a bevy of blondes, and it reminded me of my thought that Wilson has the perfect level of fame and I would love to step into his shoes.

Wilson has been in the acting game for more than a decade, and during that time he has been able to work on smaller films (Rushmore, Royal Tennebaums) while also playing the boyfriend role in big Hollywood projects (My Super-Ex Girlfriend, The Family Stone).

He has the exact amount of fame that gets him into the Playboy mansion, nets him millions of dollars every year, and yet he still doesn't get mobbed by photographers or stalked by weirdos.

{Editor's Note: This is Jack Black pictured, not Luke Wilson}

It's the best of both worlds.

He's dated Drew Barrymore and Gwyneth Paltrow (we all make mistakes), and then he obviously enjoys the company of lesser-known females as evidenced by the above picture.

Wilson has life on a platter in my mind, and whether it's by his own design or just cosmically good luck, I envy those circumstances as my workload mounts inside my office and the Playboy mansion seems far, far away.



  1. Gabrielle Says:
  2. good point. he does do just enough to make a shit-load and get the perks but still stay under the radar.
    maybe im not trying hard enough :)

  3. I think he lets his brother take all the limelight while operating just under the radar.

    More upsetting to me... why do I find Jack Black equally hot?

  4. Miss Ash Says:
  5. What's wrong with Gwyneth?

  6. Gabrielle - Me either. I will try to amend my lack of effort immediately.

    Anonymous Boxer - Again, a smart move by Luke letting Owen take out Kate Hudson and bask in it. As for Jack Black, I think he's funny and would be fun to have a beer with, but . . .

    Miss Ash - That's another post, but in general, I find her extremely pretentious.

  7. JLee Says:
  8. Don't be too envious. Just because hot girls take their picture with you doesn't mean they necessarily want anything to do with you. ha

  9. Of course they do Jlee. That's a common misconception that they don't. Ha.

  10. Yeah, he does seem a little low key.

    ps. Jack Black is EEEEEWWWWW!!!!

  11. Carmel Says:
  12. Is he the guy who is married to Courtney Cox? Either way, he must have a nice bank account that I wouldn't mind some access to.

  13. Trina - Low-key, but rich and dates well. THat is a good combination in my book.

    Carmel - That's David Arquette who's married to Cox. And I'm sure his acct is healthy. Ha.

  14. Yeah, Luke Wilson probably has the best of both worlds at the moment. It must make his life a lot easier being under the radar.

  15. Being under the radar with the benefits of above the radar must be nice. Very nice.

  16. Linda Says:
  17. I used to think Jack Black was quite sexy. Then his constant camp and annoying facial hair turned me off. Just feels like he's trying to hard to be odd. I go back to School of Rock to remind me what I loved about Jack!

  18. Constant camp - great description. And School of Rock was very good too.


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