After last week's mini-debate on the merits of two dueling pics, I came across a new pair to face-off while recently cruising the Internet. 
This one is no contest for me since I generally loathe Papa Joe Simpson.
I feel sorry for the poor bastard who's building is burning AND who will think twice about sleeping naked again.
Not only will he lose his possesions, but he'll also lose some dignity as a crowd of gawkers will watch him descend the stairs without pants. It's like that "Seinfeld" episode where they discuss "good" and "bad" naked - and this shot easily falls in the latter category.
As for Simpson, the guy is a sleazy pimp who has made far too many remarks about his daughter's chest and her looks for my taste.
The picture was from the recent MTV movie awards, and that outfit is just pathetic as it screams "I'm trying to be good and hip and with it despite my advanced age."
His ensemble might be appropriate for a teenager watching MTV, but on Papa Joe, it just solidifies his soiled sensabilities in my mind and wins him the award for the worst picture in this duel.
-BDS
umm yeah so i didn't recognize this papa joe character and i fully thought it was some doof (as in date) jessica was leading around for the night.
even if my house was burning, i know where i keep my skivvies. and i'd put them on before climbing out hte window.
It is not nice to pick on those that sleep naked! (Although I at least have a robe nearby.) It is actually a very pleasant thing to do. And that poor guy has enough trouble....
Someone should make you pay...
Everybody should keep an eye out for Joe Simpson - know his face and stay away and you will be safe.
Sleeping naked is fine 98% percent of the time, but when your place is on fire and you have to descend a ladder where everything is hanging out, I would grab a robe or something to cover up.
sympathy for the poor guy who panicked and decided to literally save his (bare) ass over reaching into his drawer.
disgust for the old man who seems to be trying to bring back the Miami Vice look- not even the new movie, Miami Vice, is stupid enough to attempt to bring back the look.
is papa wearing patent leather vans?
and do you think the neked guy had a good sense of humor and kept telling the fireman to 'Quit looking at my bum! Bum-looker!' as he climbed down?
Hopefully it wasn't, "did someone step on a duck?"
oldie but a goodie.
;D
I just can't believe he was a priest...eek
He looks like he is there as her date...pretty sad for a man of the cloth.
I forgot that Joe was a priest, and he looks like he would love to be Jessica's date.
I think maybe he was a youth minister, which explains quite a few things now that I mention it.
That would SOOOO Happen to me.. Poor guy- Not only is his nakedness out for view during a fire.. But NOOO now the entire world gets to see it !!!.. Just when I think I'm having a bad day..
I think that's part of the reason the Internet was invented - to remind us that our lives could always be worse.
That and pornography.
and u just can't forget pornography can u???
lol
Also so people can cyberstalk, haha
Joe Simpson has always creeped me the hell out. He just seems so... attached to his little girl. But did you notice how his hair has been getting shorter and shorter, and he's been doing the stubble thing? I'm sure he thinks he looks like Crockett on Miami Vice, but he actually looks like Jeffy from Family Circus grew up wrong.
I hadn't made the Simpson - Crockett connection but I do think it's an apt one.
And I completely agree as that man is one creepy bastard and now that Ashlee's got a new nose, she might be inching up to Jessica as his favorite.