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Posted by 2 Dollar Productions Thursday, June 15, 2006

Britney Spears went on the "Today" show Thursday and wept and confessed to being "an emotional wreck" due to her latest pregnancy as well as being under a media microscope.

But she defended Kevin Federline while refuting rumors that he had been banished to the basement of their mansion.
"He helps me," Spears said.

Probably not too willingly as the most active part of K-Fed seems to be his demon sperm, which does seem to have an alarmingly high potency.

I didn't see the actual interview, but I did catch of glimpse of Spears and she looked horrible.



It's a shame how far she's fallen since her days of being one of the sexiest performers around (and I know she's pregnant, but this has been going on for awhile).

I can still remember her performance at the MTV Music Awards several years ago where she butchered the Rolling Stones classic "Satisfaction" but nobody cared because she looked so damn good while doing it.



But those days are long gone, and Spears is sliding downhill at a high rate of speed that makes me wonder if she'll ever get back to where she was in the past.

She was never a very good singer, so her looks and performing ability had better recover after her next baby or it will be hard to support K-Fed and his lack of a career with your rapidly diminishing prospects.

-BDS

7 comments

  1. julia Says:
  2. so i think women should wear what they want (to a certain extent) as much as the next damn feminist, but seriously, brit. a more flattering outfit could have been chosen. maybe she should get a new stylist... whose name is not kfed...

     
  3. Dreamlover Says:
  4. yeah, she is looking really rough now, poor brit

     
  5. Julia - I'm all for wearing what you want, but you also have a certain amount of respect for your own appearance and K-Fed shouldn't be styling anyone.

    Dreamlover - Rougher by the day.

     
  6. Anonymous Says:
  7. She looks so hot in the 'before picture'. That is so sad. But maybe she is finally being who she wants to be instead of her parents' puppet and vehicle for bringing home the bacon.

     
  8. Anonymous - You can still be your own person AND keep some of your looks. They don't have to be mutually exclusive.

    Colleen - We try to cover all bases here at 2 Dollar Productions, and I would't put all the blame on the pregnancy as she has been heading this way for years.

     
  9. yeah the brit inty was a treat
    since you missed it, i'll refresh ya:

    matt lauer not looking so hot in jeans, a blazer, and loafers ... sans socks. no lie.

    brit almost having a wardrobe malfunction.

    lots of gum smacking

    lots of pouting

    lots of "awesome" as a reply to his questions about motherhood, married life, and whatnot

    crying

    chipped fingernail polish. can we say purple?

    blah blah blah...

    man i miss the old brit. question is, can she EVER come back???

     
  10. I think it's a long-shot that she ever regains her true form, and I saw some of the gum-smacking and "awesome" answers.

    It was far from an awesome performance.

     

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