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Gene Versus Nicole In The Morning . . .

Posted by 2 Dollar Productions Tuesday, March 27, 2007

I was drinking coffee this morning and scanning the Web when I came across this recent picture of Kiss frontman Gene Simmons following plastic surgery:



That puffed-up image was tough to stomach, but I guess you have to do whatever it takes to stay on top for Rock N Roll. My main question is why does Simmons look like a bloated old Asian woman?

Following the Simmons shot, I then confronted another rough one as Nicole Kidman seems to have lost at least 95% of her sexiness (not that I ever found her particularly attractive).



I guess Keith Urban's rehab stay took a heavy toll on Nicole because she looks pale and downtrodden with a body devoid of curves. Even her hair looks tired.

But I'm tired as well, and look like a wet sewer rat as it's been raining and gray in Austin for the past week, so I can empathize with Gene and Nicole's plight. I just wish I was making the same amount of cash as either of them because being money-whipped always eases the pain of looking like hell.

-BDS

12 comments

  1. Anonymous Says:
  2. yeah, she looks bad. she's always been pale but the combo of dead hair, wasting away, dull colored clothing = very unattractive. I thought she looked pretty at the Oscars even if her dress was attacking her

     
  3. JLee Says:
  4. ew...That Gene Simmons pic makes me nauseous! Just wrong...just plain wrong.

     
  5. Anonymous - Her hair does look like it withered and died on he vine. I don't remember her dress that well, but I do remember her looking much better at the Oscars.

    Jlee - Nauseous - yes. But Gene still gets his share of groupies I would be willing to bet.

     
  6. Miss Ash Says:
  7. Gene looks horrible now, but wait until the swelling goes down....he'll be a hot hot man :P

     
  8. Yes, money does seem to ease many a pain that even a pill can't reach.

     
  9. BostonPobble Says:
  10. There's a lot of tired going around these days ~ Hollywood, NY, Austin...you're in good company. ;) Hope the rain stops soon for you.

     
  11. Miss Ash - It's the tongue isn't it? Ha. And the rock n roll thing.

    Sarcastic - It's funny how that works, eh? But money can be a nice incentive.

    Bostonpobble - Tired is universal it seems, but the rain should be slacking for the next few days so things are looking up.

     
  12. julia Says:
  13. that's not the most offensive kidman pic, and yeah. simmons should never have removed his makeup.

     
  14. ...omg. is that really gene simmons? eww... and i thought his tongue's scary lookin.

     
  15. Julia - Agreed on both accounts as Kidman either looks really good (for events sometimes) or pretty damn awful. There's no in-between.

    Lastlife - It was definitely a mistake, but I think his tongue has served him well over the years (and other too).

     
  16. Unknown Says:
  17. Gosh Gene looks like he has been run down by a truck, I wonder if the small improvement was worth it lol.

     
  18. I haven't seen the post-healing pics, but he looks rough right now.

     

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