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Posted by 2 Dollar Productions Thursday, March 29, 2007

It seems that Anti-Eating Hollywood Club has added another member in Courtney Love if these recent pics are any indication.


I always found Love to have a vague sex appeal in the way that only drugged-out, curvy and crazy rock n roll women can attain. You'd have to be crazier than she was to date her, but if you were looking for one wild night of animal frenzy and hotel-room trashing, then you could do far worse.

Apparently Bruce Willis felt the same way as he is rumored to have recently hooked up with Love inside a nightclub where the duo were pawing each other all night.

On the other hand, Willis would likely hump a rhinoceros if it weren't for the horn, but that's neither here nor there.


Men prowling for Courtney Love or women in general should be overjoyed at the news that a new patch by Procter & Gamble designed to increase women's sex drive will become available in the UK from the beginning of April.

Intrinsa is the first treatment for women with low sex drives and has been branded a female Viagra.

The patch will be by prescription only, but I can already see guys walking around clubs with a pocketful of patches just waiting to buy a lady a drink and slap on a patch in the guise of a friendly hug. Alcohol and the patch and some witty conversation would easily increase your chances of scoring.

It would also be cheaper than other arousal techniques including one that an old friend once espoused, which was "$100 bills makes 'em all horny as goats."

He was a charming bastard.

-BDS

9 comments

  1. The $100 bill don't work in Canada. Don't know why, it just doesn't.

     
  2. BostonPobble Says:
  3. The way you feel about Courtney Love ~ yeah, that's how I feel about Dave Navarro. Wouldn't want him in my *life* but my bed? That's another story...

     
  4. WhatIgot - Damn. I thought that might be one of those universal truisms.

    Bostonpobble - Yep. I think there's a fair amount of that with rock n rollers, which also leads to why they get so many one-night stands.

     
  5. Miss Ash Says:
  6. Man, Courtney has joined the gaunt club.....there is no hope for the rest of them. I live in Canada and wouldn't snub $100 bills ;)

     
  7. JLee Says:
  8. I think Courtney had a few moments of attractiveness during her "Celebrity Skin" days, but after that. Downhill slide.

    A patch? Vodka works just as well and no prescription necessary.

     
  9. Miss Ash Says:
  10. I'd sure like to put that rhino horn somewhere.....bahahaha

     
  11. Photogirl Says:
  12. wow, I didn't even recognize her! Its sad what 'not eating' can do to a person.

     
  13. Man, you figure when even the junkies start caring more about body image than they do about getting high things are getting outta whack.

    Courtney looked more healthy with a dirty syringe in her arm.

     
  14. Miss Ash - Another member admitted & I knew it wasn't true about Canadian women. Ha.

    Jlee - But the combonaton of Vodka and the patch - lethal.

    Miss Ash - Exactly where would you put the horn . . . must be a strange day up North. Ha.

    Photogirl - It's sad and unattractive and I can't figure out the reasoning behind it, yet it seems to be here to stay. Selah.

    Idig - Exactly. She looked better & sexier when she wanted a syringe or a line or whatever versus now when she doesn't seem to be putting anything into her system.

     

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