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Jenna Breaks My Heart . . .

Posted by 2 Dollar Productions Thursday, March 22, 2007

I've finally reached my boiling point with the stick-thin, emaciated, curves like a 90-year-old woman Entertainment industry junk, and it was legendary porn star Jenna Jameson who finally pushed me over the edge.

Jameson recently turned up somewhere looking gaunt, an appearance that completely baffles me as she was always thin and yet still had some exquisite curves (some of them bought and paid for, but I refuse to quibble). The scary part is that she looks pretty damn happy with herself in the shots:



When will the madness end?

This stick-thin craze has claimed another victim, an actress whose body of work could rival nearly anyone in the industry, but now Jameson's legendary tattoo on her ass reading "Heart-breaker" is very apt because these images rip mine into two parts.

Jameson used to ooze sex like oil from an '88 Taurus:



It's a truly sad day when Jameson is forced to join the ranks of:

Nicole, Kate, Kiera & Jessica





I never thought I'd advocate anyone hanging out with Rosie O'Donnell, but I'd recommend any of these actresses begin consultations with the View co-host on dietary matters, hopefully starting with Jameson.

And if that doesn't work, I might just start my own service in Austin because there's enough Tex-Mex, Chicken Fried Steak and Barbecue to add weight to any of these women if they needed a place to stay for awhile.

-BDS

14 comments

  1. Anonymous Says:
  2. so true!!! wow, she looks awful. and she had such a hot bod.

     
  3. Anonymous Says:
  4. I don't get it. I mean, they were all pretty darn thin before. WHY???

     
  5. Anonymous - Why indeed? I don't know who's whispering in their ear that weight loss is a good idea, but that person should be hung upside down by their pubic hair. Let the punishment fit the crime I always say.

     
  6. Miss Ash Says:
  7. That is just soooo unattractive to me. I think curves are sexy and that gaunt look is just awful. Who wants to have sex with a skeleton??Anyone anyone?? I have a friend who is a size 00, cute as a button but has the body of a 9 year old and she loves it.

     
  8. JLee Says:
  9. I saw these pics on the Superficial. I hate to admit I know who this is, but another one of her cohorts, Briana Banks has gone this route as well. She looks skeletal and near death. The entertainment/fashion industry and media put so much pressure on women to be thin, this is the sick outcome. I also hate to admit I watch this show, but that's why I'm glad "America's Next Top Model" has 2 plus size women in the finals.

     
  10. I heard somewhere that Ivory soap started an ad campaign using nude and semi-nude average women and their sales rose something like 40%.

    Personally, I've never found toothpicks attractive. A woman that thin obviously can't cook because she doesn't appreciate good food.

     
  11. Miss Ash - Bring on the curves because stick thin is unattractive and dangerous as I just think they could snap in half in the middle of something.

    Jlee - I didn't know that about Top Model, but that sounds like a good thing as the skeletal look does absolutely nothing for me.

    WHatIgot - I saw some of that print ad campaign, but I never knew if it was succesful or not. Good point about the cooking thing too.

     
  12. Melissa Says:
  13. You just aren't supposed to associate hard and angular with feminine. This stuff just isn't sexy.

     
  14. locomocos Says:
  15. i thought men liked big boobs and a big thing in their face - i am continuously amazed at the actresses that can't even fill a AA size bra.

    I feel like I'm Ishamel from Kingpin by saying, "I didn't want to be the one to tell him, but with those narrow hips, that girl couldn't have more than 6 or 7 children!"

     
  16. Melissa - Exactly. It gets into negative sexy for me, which is irritating because with a little meat, these women all look really good.

    LocoMocos - Love the movie reference. I remember that line from Kingpin, which had several good ones. And your initial statement is correct 98% of the time.

     
  17. BostonPobble Says:
  18. I wish these women could truly *see* themselves and how very unhealthy and unattractive they look. Or better yet, truly *see* the young women who are trying to emulate them. *sigh*

    I do, however, enjoy your sentence for the Iago whispering in their ears.

     
  19. Losing Kate Bosworth really hurt. She was on the verge of being inducted to the Hootch Hall of Fame for incredibly hot chicks, before she became a skeleton.

     
  20. SymplyAmused Says:
  21. They all look horrible but then the world puts sooo much on looks how can they help but see themselves as fat? I'm sure they have agents telling them, "lose that weight"! Sad really.. I have some poundage I can share though.. : )

     
  22. Bostonpobble - It has to be tough when you lose all sense of your own self, and start listening to everyone telling you to keep losing weight. But the pendulum needs to swing back sometime soon.

    Idig - Kate was tough, and she's been gone long enough now that I wonder if she'll ever come back.

    Symplyamused - Agreed & I think most people would chip in a few pounds for a good cause. Humanitarians one and all.

     

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