Now that Katie has given birth to Suri or possibly the Antichrist, it's time to for her to shape up before her rumored summer wedding to Tom Cruise. 
Cruise seems to be the driving force behind this as he is reportedly overseeing his fiancee's fitness regime, which included turning Holmes onto Sue Fleming, the owner of Buff Brides.
The company boasts that it can turn unfit post-pregnancy moms into toned wives in a matter of weeks, but Katie's dad remains skeptical.
He told a British magazine that "My daughter needs rest, relaxation and recuperation. Katie is already doing exercises to build up her back and shoulders and I simply can't go along with what is happening."
It was unclear whether her Dad was talking about the exercise program or her all-encompassing life with Cruise.
One thing Katie's Dad should understand, however, is the insane level of mental focus and potential flogging that Tom could inflict on his daughter if she fails to lose the fat.
As Fleming said, "Katie can and will do it .. . He (Cruise) told her he wanted her to be the most beautiful bride ever. She was in tears when he said that."
Fleming neglected to mention that Katie's tears were likely due to Cruise shouting curses and throwing Ding Dongs at her head as the interview took place.
- BDS
maybe we should manufacture bracelets to raise awareness about katie holmes' plight
$1 a pop with .75 going to a spring holmes from cruise prison fund...
The bracelet idea isn't bad, but we'd need to sell a truckload of the things to finance the kind of operation it would take to break Holmes free from Tom's steel curtain.
And I also heard about the name change as Tom also alluded to her being a "child-bearing woman" or something like that. The man is a prince (and I generally like his movies despite his recent lunacy).
I used to love the man. why has he done me so wrong?
I think your sentiment has been echoed by many people since the infamous Oprah couch debacle, which sent him on a downward spiral from which he will never fully recover. Selah.