It's comforting to know that some things never change, and much like the fact that the sun will always rise in the East, Charlie Sheen will remain a filthy pervert until the day he dies. 
Now that Charlie's dating again, Page Six reported some of Sheen's sexual vices as told by a girl he supposedly "romanced" from April to May.
The aspiring actress (aren't they all) labeled Sheen "about as sick as they come."
Oh Charlie.
Here's a few of my other favorites:
"We dated for about a month. He's such a [bleep]ing perv. He would ask me to dress up, like, in pigtails and schoolgirl outfits. I don't think he's like a pedophile, but he's definitely into really young girls. You know like 18, 19. I don't doubt that everything his wife is saying now is true."
"He was a big talker, and once I asked him if he was this open with all his girlfriends. He said that he was. He said, 'I like to get to know everyone, even pros.' He calls prostitutes pros...He would take Viagra every time before sex, which is kind of weird."
As the sun goes down in the West, I will certainly sleep better tonight knowing that Charlie Sheen has paid top dollar for a pyramid of naked, nubile and young cheerleaders.
Some things never change and I like it that way.
-BDS
His character on 2 and a half men seems to fit him. But somehow I suspect in the whole thing she isn't all that innocent. Going out with your (now former) best friend's soon-to-be ex-husband is tacky. And slutty.
Sheen's career is like a cockroach and he will survive as 2 1/2 Men does well in the ratings.
The diet is going, but although my body is more adjusted than the first week, it still sucks.
And I do agree the Denise Richard's doesn't have the staunchest of moral characters, but when you stand next to Charlie Sheen almost anyone looks like an angel.
but his dad was one hell of a president, yeah?
Martin Sheen did do a hell of a fictional job as President.