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Fear & Loathing Or Mostly Just Loathing . . .

Posted by 2 Dollar Productions Tuesday, May 23, 2006

It's often a strange feeling when you strongly dislike or even outright loathe something for no discernible reason.

In the Adam Sandler/Jack Nicholson vehicle, "Anger Management," John Turturro's character personifies this unreasonable rage when he talks of his anger against some of Alaska's population because he feels that "Eskimos are smug."

Sometimes people or things are easy to hate, and I would lump red lights, soft-core pornography and Dick Cheney into this category.

But other times, the reasoning is murky if nonexistent and yet the anger still flows as freely as sweat on a hooker at Charlie Sheen's house.

So, with that in mind, here's a few things/people that I tend to loathe with only minor justification:

1) Gwyneth Paltrow

2) Mini-vans

3) Tomatoes

4) Croquet

5) Tofu

6) Kenny Chesney

Actually, disliking Chesney is completely justified due to the horrifying extent of his pukka-shell necklace and sleeveless shirt collection.

That's all I can think of for now, but I'm always open for suggestions as this kind of hate is typically a very individualistic emotion.

-BDS

9 comments

  1. Anonymous Says:
  2. I hate Snoopy and the Pope. LOL.

    I'm going to hell aren't I?

     
  3. Probably.

    What's wrong with Snoopy?

     
  4. I'm guessing you'd prefer it if Gwynth didn't star in your movie?

    I dislike when people act smarmy, like car salesmen.

    I also dislike working as it interferes with other fun things in life.

     
  5. I forgot to say I do like Kenny Chesney. It isn't the pookah shell thing. I think he looks hot in a suit and wearing his glasses, but that's just me.

     
  6. Grace Says:
  7. How come you don't like Gwyneth? I'm not a huge fan either, but I don't know if I'd go as far as loathing...

     
  8. oh please remove tomatoes and tofu from your list and replace them with Janet Jackson and collard greens.

     
  9. Sarcastic - I know a lot of people really like Kenny as evidenced by his win last night at the CMA awards, but maybe I just can't get around his silly outfits.

    Grace - Gwyenth just makes me angry for calling her kids Apple and Moses and she just seems a tad pretentious and snooty, which are qualities I abhor in anyone.

    Stiltwalker - I could throw collard greens on the list, but I'll take Janet Jackson when she's in her album promotion phase and looking good (as she currently does).

     
  10. Anonymous Says:
  11. why do i get the feeling you have never even tried tofu? correct me if I am wrong. but if you havent, dont knock it...
    I absolutely hate laziness- I dont mean coming home and laying on your own couch- I mean incompetent laziness that affects others.

     
  12. I tried tofu once, and that was enough for me as I enjoy eating things that actually have taste.

     

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