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Tara Reid Is This Close To Porn . . .

Posted by 2 Dollar Productions Monday, April 10, 2006

Tara Reid just can't get any work these days, and she recently bemoaned her stagnant career in an interview with Hustler magazine.

Nothing says classy like Hustler, eh?

The last thing I saw Tara in was her horrendous E! show, "Taradaise," where she drunkenly wandered the planet looking for drinks and any reason to display her tremendously-enhanced chest.



She found both in ample supply, but E! cancelled her gig and now Reid feels she's been unfairly branded by Hollywood.

Tara Reid: Think about it. Did Paris Hilton do porn videos? Nicole Richie did heroin and now they're great! Nicole has done some really bad things that I won't even go into it and look at them. They get nicely dressed again and everyone is nice to them. But what about me? What did I do wrong? I never did anything! I partied! I danced on a table. So that makes me a bad person? I don't get it. Our society is so messed up. What am I supposed to do, sit in my house and not go out, not do anything?

Hustler: What is the biggest misconception about you?

Tara Reid: I'm not an idiot! I'm smart. I'm a lot smarter than people realize. I've been doing this my whole life. I've been acting forever. I'm good at it. I just want to act again. I'm more than they're letting be. I need a chance. If I get that chance, people will see.


I'm no psychic, but I tend to doubt Reid is going to get another chance and if she doesn't watch herself closely, she'll end up in one of Larry Flynt's videos instead of just in his magazine.

And in another 20 years, she'll probably look like this:



Beware Tara.

-BDS

3 comments

  1. I can't argue with that statement. Thanks for the comment.

     
  2. Tara Reid needs to do something drastic and some indie films would definitely help.

    The only problem is that she's such an albatross at the moment that almost nobody would cast her because it would damage the hell out of the film's credibility right out of the gate.

    That being said, she was phenomenal in "The Big Lebowski" - that cocksucking line was priceless.

     
  3. Anyone who could believe that Tara Reid is not a gifted actress in her own right has obviously not seen Van Wilder. In this film, she played opposite Ryan Reynolds and successfully "acted" like he was not one of the most annoying on-screen entities ever created by the hand of an angry god. Now that's talent.
    This is just a slump in her otherwise *stellar* career. She has three films do out this year: 7-10 Split, If I Had Known I Was a Genius, and Land of Canaan, some of which sound very promising. A US Weekly News article recently stated that Tara Reid will be getting $5 million for her upcoming films. I stand behind my principles . . . she will be worth every penny.
    And don't undervalue the boons she has exposed to our culture, little gems like the Tara Reid drinking game!

     

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