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Posted by 2 Dollar Productions Monday, April 03, 2006


A few signs that your career is in BIG TROUBLE:

A) The biggest male co-star you can get to participate in a sequel to a smash hit is David Morrissey

B) You go on a crazed global tour to promote your new movie where you discuss topics ranging from the film's outstanding pedigree to oral sex for teenagers AND still nobody cares.

C) Basic Instict 2 opens to a paltry $3.2 million tying for 10th place with Larry the Cable Guy: Health Inspector.




D) All of the above.

For those playing at home, the correct answer is D. Ouch.

-BDS

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