Talking about Nicole Richie's weight jumped the shark a long time ago, but that doesn't mean that new pictures won't continue to surface showing just horrible she looks these days. 
Just looking at her hands is enough to vanquish any trace of groin stimulation for at least a week.
I imagine sleeping with Richie these days would be akin to mounting a 12-year-old boy crossed with a 90-year-old woman.
And besides being completely illegal, it's just plain nasty.
-BDS
Nicole's mostly stimulant-free for me. I had never thought of the Star Jones connection, but then again, I try not to think of Star Jones very much at all.
You must have taken a second job as Star's publicist or have developed a fine sense of sarcasm, which we always appreciate on this site.
HAHAHAHA!!