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Merry Christmas & Happy Holidays . . .

Posted by 2 Dollar Productions Wednesday, December 24, 2008

Well, I believe in the soul, the cock, the pussy, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days. - Kevin Costner, "Bull Durham"

This was a fine speech in an outstanding movie, and while I'm generally in favor of opening gifts on Christmas morning itself, I will be opening gifts for the next three days and I'm fine with that comprimise. Life is full of them.

But before I leave for the open road that leads straight to my grandparents house - a land where the Internet does not roam - let me say that I hope everyone has a hell of a good holiday as some time off sounds perfect to me right now.

Ho, ho, ho . . . And safe travels,



  1. Heff Says:
  2. Merry Xmas, BDS.

  3. nobich Says:
  4. Have a great Xmas guys! Be careful out there!

  5. All I want for Christmas is cash, cars and ladies.

    Drive safe, and have a great Christmas!

  6. Χαρούμενα Χριστούγεννα

  7. BostonPobble Says:
  8. Happy and safe Christmas, $$. Hug your family tight and enjoy the time with them. Blessed be.

  9. Linda Says:
  10. Merry Christmas! Enjoy your family and time off. ho .. ho .. ho..

  11. Miss Ash Says:
  12. Merry Christmas and have a safe trip!

  13. Wendy Says:
  14. Not a Costner fan, but whoever penned those lines is a great writer. Have a wonderful holiday!

  15. JLee Says:
  16. Happy Holidays! Be careful out there...

  17. JLee Says:
  18. ps
    Is that somebody's mom in that photo? ;)

  19. Anonymous Says:
  20. Safe travels B and don't do anything I wouldn't do. Merry Xmas xx

  21. cats Says:
    and many blessings for the new year!

  23. Anonymous Says:
  24. Merry Christmas and when can I open that?

  25. Boxer Says:
  26. Hope your Christmas was merry and fun.

  27. Heff Says:
  28. Dude - I just watched "You Don't Mess With The Zohan". I remember your review from several months back. Matinee? Purchase on DVD? Perhaps..., perhaps NOT.

    I'm not a big Sandler fan either, but "Little Nikki" (which I think you STILL haven't seen) is much better.

    Anywho, if I stop Post Jacking your "Quick Hit Friday"'s, will you - for the love of God, start commenting on my blog again ?!?

    You ARE missed, LOL !

  29. Heff - Hope you had a hell of a good holiday. Merry Xmas.

    Nobich - Merry Christmas to you, and luckily the roads were just fine where I was driving.

    Native Minnow - I cannot argue with that list. I hope you got your wishes (at least some of them) & Merry belated Christmas.

    Nick - Χαρούμενα Χριστούγεννα right back at you. I hope that wasn't a curse . . .
    Bostonpobble - Thank you Pobble. I hope you did the same and had a very good holiday as mine went well.
    Linda - Merry Christmas to you, and I hope you saw some movies as I did not and am now far behind. Oh well, it was fun anyway. Ha.
    Miss Ash - I hope you had a great holiday & safe travels without getting buried under snow.
    Wendy - Costner is hit and miss with me, but I agree about the lines. Ron Shelton wrote the script and directed the movie, which I consider to be one of the best sports films ever made (even though it transcended that genre). Happy holidays to you.
    Jlee - I hope you had a very good Christmas despite having to work. And I'll investigate the mother question as I am nothing if not a thorough researcher. Ha.
    Romany Angel - Maybe you should have included a list of those things in the comment. Ha. Hope you had a great holiday as I'm just irritated it is now over.
    WhatIgot - Merry Christmas, and there's a package joke in there somewhere (and yet I'm not going to touch it for once).
    Boxer - It was, and I hope yours went smoothly and were able to dig out of the snow up there. I would have liked to have seen some white stuff, but it's a fine line, eh? Merry Christmas.
    Heff - Ha. I am not a big Sandler fan, and never saw 'Nicky' as it was supposedly horrible. I can't quite believe that 'Zohan' was worse, but then again, I've been surprised before. And it's nothing personal on the comments as I am behind on everything and everyone out there as I was traveling, drinking and running around without Internet access a majority of the week. Now, I'm back . . .

  30. Heff Says:
  31. That's good, as I was starting to feel that there was a Heff's Bar And Grill embargo of sorts, lol !

  32. Heff - Glad we cleared that up . . . Ha. I rarely embargo anything or anyone.


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