"You can put it anywhere," - Sarah Michelle Gellar, "Cruel Intentions" 
I've had a strong affinity for Sarah Michelle Gellar since "Buffy the Vampire Slayer," and lines like this one only add to her luster. But turning away from heat, it's finally getting cooler in Austin, and December is almost here.
This usually means people get bogged down with stress and obligations and fewer things to tend to happen, a trend which was reflected in Hollywood this week as:
Linda Hogan filed for divorce from her wrestler husband Hulk Hogan this week.
Hulk Hogan, whose real name is Terry Bollea, told the St. Petersburg Times that he had no idea his wife had filed for divorce. He was informed by a reporter that Pinellas County court records showed that the paperwork was submitted Tuesday.
"Thank you for the great information," he told the reporter. "My wife has been in California for about three weeks. ... Holy smokes," Bollea later told the newspaper. "Wow, you just knocked the bottom out of me."
Hogan then body-slammed the reporter while asking him "what he was gonna do when Hulkamania comes down on you?" There was no suitable answer given by the reporter.
Britney Spears will get to spend Christmas morning with her sons, a judge ruled Monday, as a holiday visitation schedule was hammered out between the pop tart and her ex-husband, Kevin Federline, in a closed-door court hearing in Los Angeles. 
Spears plans to celebrate Christmas morning at approximately 2 p.m. in order to shake off her probable hangover. She also asked the judge what month Christmas fell in this year.
The Jackson 5 will reunite for a tour in 2008, Jermaine Jackson told the BBC on Monday. It will be the group's first tour in since 1984.
"We feel we have to do it one more time. We owe that to the fans and to the public," Jermaine said. 
More importantly, all 5 brothers "owe" creditors a lot of money.
Dancing With the Stars crowned a new winner this week as race-car driver Helio Castroneves edged out Scary Spice to win the coveted ''splendid'' mirror-ball trophy. 
Marie Osmond managed not to faint during the announcement, and a lot of people are still wondering who names their kid Helio.
Christina Aguilera will show off her baby bump in the January issue of Marie Claire magazine.
Following the footsteps of Demi Moore and Britney Spears, the soon-to-be-mom poses on the cover with nothing but a cropped jacket, proudly displaying her pregnancy which she kept hidden before. 
When asked why she is finally revealing her swelling stomach, Aguilera replied "For a hell of a lot of money."
Jennifer Love Hewitt got engaged to her boyfriend, Scottish actor Ross McCall recently, US Weekly reported on Wednesday.
This news was so dull to me that I could not even muster the energy to joke about it.
It was reported this week that Joe Simpson played matchmaker to set up his daughter, Jessica Simpson, with Dallas Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo.
“Joe and Tony have been friendly for a while. Joe is a huge Dallas Cowboy fan, and Tony has always had a crush on her — he even said on his Web site like a year ago that it was his dream to date her,” a source close to Jessica told the New York Post.
Joe was especially impressed by that last part as he bonded with Tony when he told the quarterback that "It's funny, but I've always wanted to date her too."
Let's end with something better than Joe Simpson (which isn't hard), and cap this week with a gold image like: 
I generally abhor a messy refrigerator, however, I can sometimes make exceptions.
So, be generous in spirit today, overlook sloppiness in certain cases and . . . Happy Friday!
-BDS
I miss Hulk Hogan. He was really great.
I need to do some housecleaning this weekend, so thank you for the inspiration of what I should wear while I defrost the fridge. (nippy!!)
First off, who believes the Jackson 5 owe it to us to reunite. They owe it to the bank. And no way did Papa Simpson say that about goldilocks. creepy!! Is he behind the reuniting of the Jackson 5 because then it would all make sense? and I am sure R.Kelly will be opening for them.
WhatIgot - Yep. And the Iron Shiek. Andre the Giant. Many, many more.
Vivavavoom - You're welcome, and that would be inspiration for me. Actually, I cleaned my fridge last night after seeing this. True. I also have people staying w/ me this weekend, which was the main driver. And no, Simpson didn't say that about Jessica, although I have no doubt that he has thought about it. Ha. Finally, count me out on the Jackson 5 tour.
Thank goodness someone is looking out for the public interest. Maybe my life feels so empty because I've been existing in a time with no Jackson 5 reunion...
I also need to get some housework done this weekend; maybe I'll invite a friend to help...
Am I just being a biznatch, or is that outfit the soon-to-be-ex-Mrs. Hogan wearing in that photo just wrong on a woman of her--um--maturity? And by HER maturity, I mean not that far off from mine.
I agree, Wendy. That the closest thing I've seen to a "I Dream of Jeannie" outfit I've seen, since I was a kid !
Kismetic - I felt it was an altruistic gesture as well. Your life will be full soon enough, and a good start would be inviting a cleaning friend to help. If I had her number, I would send it along.
Wendy - Ha. Yes, but that whole family dresses like a bunch of 14-year-olds w/ too much money, so I am not that surprised. A lot less surprised that Hulk was w/ the divorce decree I imagine.
Heff - I think Barbara Eden looked better in hers. Hogan looks like she might tear you limb from limb.
Well, I agree. Barbara Eden was smokin' hot, but there's nothing wrong with getting "dismembered" a time or two either, lol.
Wendy stole my comment!
Happy Friday 2$!
Heff - On occassion - yes - but all the time . . . I always think of "Coming to America" as well when Arsenio is dressed as a manly woman and says "I wanna tear you apart and your friend too."
Anonymous Boxer - Happy Friday back at you, but that sounds like an excuse to me. Ha. At least you have a good one w/ your hours being kept recently.
I got nothin!! Happy Friday!
Good Lord...Is there a movie you HAVEN'T SEEN ?!?! - Have a Good One, 2 Dollar...
buffy is and will always be my favorite all time tv show. mash is second.
and what a shame about the hogans... and they looked so happy for the 2 seconds that i watched hogan knows best.
Miss Ash - How about a little effort here, eh? Ha. Happy Friday right back to you.
Heff - I'm a renasaince (sp?) man when it comes to movies - no film is too high or low for me. Enjoy the weekend as I'm watching football today.
Cats - I agree on the Hogan thing as I saw about 1/2 an episode once, and they seemed pretty solid together. Editing I suppose. And both Buffy and Angel were great shows. Just excellent.
agh, you might be right. I also hadn't had enough coffee.
"I Know What You Did Last Summer" was just playing on tv earlier tonight; JLH has changed so much since then. Hate that movie though... the plot makes no sense at all.
Ok, first, I want to say I stil love Hulk Hogan. He is still the man.
Second, I loathe Britney Spears. She is trailer trash at it's finest.
Third, I am extremely outraged at the very thought of the Jackson Five thinking the public is the least bit interested in a freakin' reunion tour. Well, I don't know if anyone else feels as strong as I do but that's just one woman's opinion.
Fourth,Demi Moore was the sexiest of all the nude women on the cover of the magazines.
Fifth, Jennifer Love Hewitt is a cutie pie :-)(That must be my lesbianism coming out, hahaha)
Sixth,Jessica Simpson is a retarded ass Barbie doll. Again that's just one woman's opinion.
Seventh, that last picture leaves me a little confused as does most of your wonderful last images. Hahaha
Anonymous Boxer - The lack of coffee is a valid excuse in my book. Ha. You always need that.
Grace - A lot of change, and I actually reviewed that movie and went to the Austin premiere when it was released. It makes no sense, but I remember jumping a few times when things came out of nowhwere.
Trina - I appreciate the thoroughness of your assesments. I also like Hulk, don't care about the Jackson 5, but I don't think that JLH is that cute anymore. A few years ago - yes - but now I'm not so sure. This is nitpicking I know. Ha.