Forget disposing of hazardous waste or trying to squeeze Star Jones into a thong, perhaps the most dangerous job on the planet is being a housekeeper for supermodel Naomi Campbell.
On Thursday Campbell was arrested for assault after allegedly beating her 41-year-old cleaning woman.
At 8:30 a.m., according to police, the woman was struck in the back of the head "by an object" at Campbell's residence.
This is not the first time that Campbell has gotten violent with her help as she had twice been accused of striking them with telephones to stress her displeasure over their job performance.
When asked if the offending "object" was a telephone, White ( a NY police spokesman) said he didn't know. An Associated Press report cited police as saying a telephone had been used in the alleged attack.
Regardless of Campbell's weapon of choice the message is clear; if her toilets don't sparkle you're going to get one upside the head AND it will cause enough trauma to send you to the hospital.
Forget Mason "The Line" Dixon, for my money Rocky's opponent in his new film should be replaced by Campbell - and my money's on her.
-BDS
Good Help Is Hard To Find When You Beat Them . . .
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2 Dollar Productions
Thursday, March 30, 2006
She needs professional help, which might occur behind bars if she doesn't stop beating people with phones. Thanks for the comment.