Just when you thought Papa Joe Simpson had the market cornered on swarmy, disgusting comments about his offspring, Donald Trump appeared on "The View" this week and gave his thoughts about the physical charms of his onetime-model daughter Ivanka.
When asked how he would react if Ivanka, a former teen model, posed for Playboy, Trump replied, "It would be really disappointing — not really — but it would depend on what's inside the magazine."
I think we all know exactly what's inside an issue of Playboy magazine Donald.
He added: "I don't think Ivanka would do that, although she does have a very nice figure. I've said if Ivanka weren't my daughter, perhaps I'd be dating her."
It was obvious that the Donald was joking, but any kind of humor that centers around sexual relations with your daughter is just misguided.
Joe Simpson talking about Jessica's "double dds" was filthy. And now Trump has upped the ante by openly talking about dating his daughter.
I would warn them both that it's a slippery slope once it crosses your mind that you have a daughter who's hot.
One minute you're just a lecherous bastard, and the next you're Woody Allen.
-BDS
My dad has a great personality, but I wouldn't date him.
Of course you wouldn't. No rational adult would allow their father to run their career, their now defunct marriage and everything else that matters. Joe Simpson should be boiled in hot oil, although I remain curiously detached about Trump. Thanks for the comment.