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Posted by 2 Dollar Productions Saturday, March 25, 2006

When you're traveling overseas you tend to do do things that would never happen in the States - like watch really odious movies such as "The Family Stone."



In our defense, this viewing did occur on an airplane, but I still felt ashamed as the end credits rolled because I knew I had just wasted 2 hours of my life on a group of fuck-knuckles who didn't deserve 5 minutes of my precious time.

The first half of the film was merely awkward and unfunny as Sarah Jessica Parker tried to make herself as dull and unlikable as humanly possible.

She was succesful in her attempts, but luckily for her Diane Keeton was running annoyingly amok and Rachel McAdams also showed up to skulk around in a foul mood, which left Dermot Mulroney to hold up the film.

And as anyone with half a brain knows, this is simply not possible as Mulroney is about as interesting as dirt.

Luke Wilson was the only shining light in this otherwise dreadful mess, although Claire Danes was also minimally helpful.

But neither actor could save this putrid film from turning into a maudlin mess in the second half before it mercifully ended with an implausible feel-good Christmas montage.

"The Family Stone" is exactly the type of "comedy" that makes me wonder if we can ever sell a script because if studio execs think this is the height of hilarity then we're in deep, deep trouble.

-BDS

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