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"I've seen me a lot of weird shit in my day, but I ain't never seen a one-legged stripper. I seen me a stripper with one breast. And I seen me a stripper with twelve toes. I've even seen me a stripper with no brains at all, but I ain't never seen a one-legged stripper. And I've been to Morocco." - Quentin Tarantino, "Planet Terror"


I wouldn't mind seeing a mixture of strippers today, however, I doubt that will happen as work calls to me and I can't justify handing out twenties for lap dances when I have a vacation looming next week. So, to take my mind off of exotic dancers, let's take a look at the hard news such as:

Indiana Jones" star Shia LaBeouf was arrested on suspicion of drink driving after an auto accident in which he was injured early Sunday.

LaBeouf was driving a vehicle that collided with another vehicle at 3 a.m. in Hollywood, Los Angeles County Sheriff's Sgt. Scott Wolf said. "He subsequently injured his head, knee and hand and was hospitalized," Wolf said.


LaBeouf must have been on his way to Walgreens when the accident occurred.

{Editor's Note: LeBeouf was arrested for being drunk inside a Walgreen's last year}.

Lindsay Lohan was taken to a New York hospital early on Saturday after she was hit by a motorbike following a night out in New York, a local newspaper reported.

The New York Post said on Sunday that the "Mean Girls" starlet was sideswiped by a motorcycle, and it quoted her father, Michael, as saying: "She's not hurt. That's all I really care about."


Michael Lohan later clarified that all he really cares about is that Lindsay's bank account is still alive.

It appears that Ali Lohan, Lindsay's younger sister, accidentally auditioned for a porn director on E!'s "Living Lohan."

According to TMZ, Lohan was unaware when she auditioned for a horror flick reportedly titled "Trolls" that producer Peter Davy has a few adult films under his belt. TMZ says Lohan's mom, Dina, was not happy as her rep told Usmagazine.com that "Ali obviously had no idea about Davy's past. If she did know, she never would have auditioned for him."


If Dina had known about the porn, then she would have sent Lindsay to audition - it's so damn obvious.

Amy Winehouse was rushed to the emergency room by ambulance from her north London home Monday night due to a reaction to medication that had been taken at her home.

"She had a bit of a scare yesterday because of a reaction to treatment. She was kept in overnight purely for observation," Dr. Goodman said in a statement. "Amy is at home now after leaving with her father and manager. She is having a rest."


The headline "Winehouse rushed to the hospital due to drug reaction" could be a headline this week, next week and virtually any other week of the calendar year.

Freddi Prinze Jr. joined the creative team for World Wrestling Entertainment this week as Prinze will have a hand in contributing to USA's "WWE Monday Night RAW" as well as the WWE's weekly television and pay-per-view programs.

"Bringing on board an experienced Hollywood writer, actor and producer like Freddie Prinze, Jr. will only increase the level of entertainment to millions of viewers and passionate WWE fans every Monday on USA," says Chris McCumber, Executive Vice President Marketing Digital & Brand Strategy, USA Network.


I would reduce that millions and millions claim to dozens and dozens if I was a betting man, and I'm hoping that Sarah Michelle Gellar will now start taking my calls.

Two of the most famous pot smokers of the 1970s, Cheech Marin and Tommy Chong, unveiled plans on Wednesday for their first comedy tour in more than 25 years following their acrimonious split.

"Cheech & Chong: Light Up America ..." will hit 22 cities in the United States starting with Philadelphia on September 12 and ending in Denver, Colorado, on December 20. In between they will play Los Angeles, Miami, Washington, D.C. and other places.


Their Green Room demands include Red Vines, Pringles, Captain Crunch cereal, and pornography - or maybe that's just mine when I'm twisted.

New parents Jamie Lynn Spears and Casey Aldridge are busy planning their wedding, which will reportedly take place before the end of 2008.

According to OK! magazine, the pair -- engaged since March -- is planning a low-key southern-style wedding, but Britney Spears is expected to step in as maid of honor.

A source tells the tabloid, "She (Jamie Lynn) loves everything about the area where she lives. She's not going to get married at some luxury resort in the Caribbean or a hotel in Beverly Hills."


The source later added that neither Fried Chicken nor Moonshine was available in sufficient quantities for the Caribbean or Beverly Hills to be considered.

As always, let's end with a gold image such as:


I love when things go round and round and never seem to end - at least I do in certain instances. So, remember that taking the long way around can be a good thing, remember to stay hydrated and pace yourself and . . . Happy Friday!

-BDS