Quick Hit Friday . . .

Posted by 2 Dollar Productions Friday, August 13, 2010

“It’s all ball bearings these days!” – Chevy Chase, ‘Fletch’

I’ve heard there are actually t-shirts with that statement printed on them, although there are so many great lines from ‘Fletch’ that it’s hard to really pick the best one.

Anyway, I plan to get my bearings straight today and get out of the office by 4 p.m. and watch a baseball game in the August heat, but before that happens, let’s look at the hard stories of the week such as:

Laurence Fishburne's daughter - Montanna – has decided to star in a porn flick for exposure. Seriously. reported that the Fisbourne’s friends tried to offer Vivid Entertainment $1 million to stop shipment of the DVDs, however, Vivid president Steve Hirsch told TMZ "it was too late. We continue to have the utmost respect for all involved."
Montana told TMZ she is glad the tapes will still hit shelves Tuesday.

"This is something I want to do," she said. "I know they're doing it out of concern for me, but I want people to see it. I want people to buy my movie, so I am happy they didn't buy it all.”

Unlike Morpehus in the ‘Matrix’ movies, I bet Fishbourne wasn’t nearly so excited about people being offered the “Blue Pill” on the set of Montana’s movie.

Jennifer Lopez will not be the next ‘American Idol’ judge it was reported this week.

People magazine reported Wednesday that Lopez’s demands were too great.

"Her demands got out of hand," a source told People. "Fox had just had enough."

The tipping point was when her Ass demanded it’s own trailer and entourage.

Bill O'Reilly went after Jennifer Aniston this week after the actress said that women don’t need men to have kids.

On a press tour for her new movie – ‘The Switch’ – Anniston said: “Women are realizing it more and more knowing that they don't have to settle with a man just to have that child."

O’Reilly became inflamed by that and stated on his show that: "She's throwing a message out to 12-year-olds and 13-year-olds that, 'Hey you don't need a guy. You don't need a dad,'" he ranted on his FOX News show this week. "That is destructive to our society."

If Aniston is considered destructive to our society, then O’Reilly’s gas-bag proclamations pose an imminent threat which could destroy the entire planet. It’s all relative . . .

Paris Hilton is being sued for allegedly wearing someone else's hair extensions. Seriously.

Hairtech International is seeking $35 million dollars in damages for fraud as they claim that Paris Hilton breached her contract to wear and promote their product when she sported the fake locks of a competitor in 2008.

Hilton was busted when she forgot to cut the tags off her extensions before leaving her mansion to go clubbing.

Levi Johnston was peddling a reality TV show this week to networks that would have him running for mayor of Wasilla, Alaska – the same office that Sarah Palin once held. Seriously.

The show's announcement came a few days after Bristol Palin broke off her second engagement to Johnston citing his insatiable thirst for the limelight.

"The more I think about it and look into it, I think there's a possibility we can make it happen," Johnston told

I never actually thought I would side with Sarah Palin on any subject or issue, however, I am in agreement that Johnston is an incredible douchebag.

It was announced this week that Britney Spears will cameo in an episode of TV musical comedy "Glee" that will be devoted to the pop star's music.

"Britney, I think 100 percent, is going to be on the episode. She is going to join us for a couple of scenes," ‘Glee’ creater Ryan Murphy said in an interview with Los Angeles DJ Ryan Seacrest.

Murphy did not say what character Spears, 28, would play in the episode, which he described as "reverential...and so kind...We are handling Britney with kid gloves".

The use of gloves is largely due to Spears being constantly covered with a fine layer of Cheeto dust.

As always, let’s end with a gold image or two:

Skin tones can vary, but the showing of skin is a very good thing. So bare a little epidermis today, wear a big smile while doing it and . . . Happy Friday!



  1. wigsf Says:
  2. What's the name of Fishburne's daughter's porno?
    Sexpocalypse Now?
    Climax Horizon?
    The Dominatrix?
    SSI: Sex Scene Investigation?
    What's Love Got To Do With It, oh Right, That's What Love Has Got To Do With It?
    Boyz in the Ho?

  3. Heff Says:

    I certainly HOPE Montanna didn't use her last name on the movie cover, or in the porno credits. Something tells me the name "Fishburne" WON'T help sex sell !

    You GOT ME on J-lo. There's already QUITE ENOUGH ASS on A.I.

    Well, if Jennifer Anniston ever changes her mind.....

    It's ABOUT TIME Pear-Ass Hilton got sued for SOMETHING !!!

    Isn't Levi's 15 minutes UP YET ???

    Re : Spears - I thought you had to be GAY to be on Glee. Has Spears "hopped the fence" without me being notified ???

    And in closing,

    The "Gold Images" just changed MY skin tone, that's for damn sure !

    Have a good weekend, BDS !

  5. Miss Ash Says:
  6. I saw that clip on TMZ regarding the video and cringed!

    As for Aniston's sentiments I agree! Women can do anything....well almost anything without a man ha! We just may need some man parts for the end result.

    FINALLy a post without Lohan or Mel it is a Happy Friday indeed!!

  7. BostonPobble Says:
  8. If I were Jennifer Lopez, I would think long and hard about the last time she actually had a hit song. She's risking becoming a parody of herself. AI might've been good for her.

  9. My favorite part of the Aniston - O'Reilly exchange was when she countered with something along the lines of "Well for those women out there who haven't found their Bill O'Reilly, being a single parent is a viable option."

  10. WIGSF - I think Sexcopalyse Now is my favorite. I think. Ha. But I really don't care to see it. Happy Belated Friday WIGSF>

    Heff - Appreciate the detail on your break, so you're right about that marketing mistake, I just can't catch watch AI regardless so I don't have much of a vote, I'd stand in that line too, Hilton will settle out of court, Levi's have been up and somebody needs to tell him, I think Spears is still straight but I don't find her too attractive these days, enjoy the skin change and Happy Belated Friday Heff.

    Miss Ash - You're right about Mel and Lindsay though I'm sure they will be back. And yeah, women can do it their own way too as that is not exactly breaking news except to O'Reilly. Happy Belated Friday Miss Ash.

    #%^#%( 0- Happy Belated Friday.

    BostonPobble - Yep. J Lo could have used the likability she might have garnered from AI to help her struggling career. It's been years since she had a movie or music hit. Happy Belated Friday Pobble.

    Native Minnow - Ha. Yeah, I just heard that yesterday and that was a fine counter in my opinion. Happy Belated Friday Minnow.

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  12. JLee Says:
  13. I don't recall if I ever saw "Fletch" to be honest. It seems familiar, like I saw it in parts...old age is a bitch!

    lol @ Cheetoh dust!

  14. Fletch lives! And he rules. Those were fantastic films.

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