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“What is it about good sex that makes me have to crap? You really jarred something loose Tiger,” – Lin Shaye, “Kingpin”


That scene in ‘Kingpin’ is utterly disgusting and hilarious as I have a strong stomach, however, the act perpetrated by Woody Harrelson with Lin Shaye caused it to lurch in revulsion. Anyway, I’m not feeling too badly about anything except the 98 degree weather today, and the prospect of an outdoor party later tonight that I have to attend (and really don’t want to).

But before I can leave the office, let’s look at the hard stories of the week such as:

Bret Michaels performed at the Tony Awards this past week, and after singing ‘Nothing But a Good Time' the singer was clocked in the head by a descending set piece that fractured his nose and gave him a busted lip at the Radio City Music Hall ceremony.

Publicist Joann Mignano says Michaels, who performed with his 1980s hair-metal band Poison, said Michaels was also getting a CAT scan as a precaution. Although he's "pretty bruised up," Mignano says Michaels enjoyed the show.


When Mignano first saw him, however, she thought Look What the Cat Dragged In, and originally, Michaels told her he was hit by a Fallen Angel before later admitting that he lied for the attention, and not to judge him too harshly because Every Rose Has Its Thorn.

Miss California USA Carrie Prejean was fired from the pageant's boss Donald Trump on Wednesday for not honoring her pageant commitments.

Trump said, "To me she was the sweetest thing. Everyone else she treated like (expletive)."

Trump told TMZ.com Prejean refused to appear at roughly 30 events to which she was contractually bound, and failed to fulfill her duties as Miss America. Pageant officials say Tami Farrell, first runner-up to Prejean, will take over those responsibilities.


I didn’t realize the smiling, waving, tanning and wearing a tiara were quite so demanding, but apparently they overwhelmed Prejean.

Spencer and Heidi Pratt apparently left the reality show “I’m a Celebrity . . .Get Me Out of Here!” for good this week, but not before reports surfaced that Heidi had been hospitalized due to conditions on the show.

A rep for newlyweds Spencer and Heidi Pratt denied it, however, and stated: "There have been many reports that surfaced over the weekend regarding Spencer and Heidi Pratt," the rep tells ET in a new statement. "Many of these reports are false and inaccurate, including any reports of 'torture' on the show," the statement said.


That’s really unfortunate because when it comes to Spencer and Heidi that is one of the few times I would actually condone torture.

Britney Spears is reportedly dating her agent, Jason Trawick, People.com reported this week.

The singer is said to have "always had a crush" on Trawick, who happens to be one of her brother Bryan's best friends. The couple recently took a vacation in the Bahamas with her sons, Sean Preston, 3, and Jayden, 2, in May.

"They are totally and definitely dating," the source says. "Her dad loves him. He's the best thing that happened to her."


No offense, but when Kevin Federline is your competition, it doesn’t take too much to be the best thing that's happened to Spears.

American Idol" runner-up Adam Lambert landed on the cover of Rolling Stone magazine this week where he finally confirmed that his is gay.

The 27-year-old singer acknowledged the fact in the interview, and says it shouldn't come as a surprise to anyone.


It doesn’t. At all.

Miley Cyrus and her 20-year-old boyfriend Justin Gaston have split up, according to online reports.

Yesterday each celebrity — Cyrus, 16, the star of Disney’s “Hannah Montana” show, and Gaston, 20, the underwear model she’s been dating for a few months — began posting tweets signaling trouble in paradise.

Cyrus posted, “Why does saying good-bye hurt so much” and then “Life will go on. you will smile again...we will smile again.”

Meanwhile, Gaston quoted John Mayer’s breakup song, “Dreaming With a Broken Heart”, then mentioned he’d been crying.


Gaston would be crying even harder if he went to jail for dating someone underage as that doesn’t earn you much respect in the Yard.

Former Heavyweight champ Mike Tyson married his third wife, Lakiha Spicer, in Las Vegas this week, according to USA Today.


Spicer agreed to Tyson’s proposal after the boxer agreed only to nibble on her ear and never attempt to bite it off.

Former “Girl Next Door” Kendra Wilkinson and her fiancé NFL player Hank Baskett are going to become parents, she confirmed this week.

The reality star told E! News "Hank and I are thrilled to announce that we are expecting our first child together. We are touched by the outpouring of support by our family, friends and fans."


As soon as the child is born it will immediately take its place as the second smartest member of their family.

Jessica Alba apologized to Oklahoma City for her involvement in a vandalism case this week.

The actress is in Oklahoma filming scenes for her new film, ‘The Killer Inside Me,’ and found herself caught up in the incident where posters of sharks were pasted around the city, E! reports.

"I got involved in something I should have had no part of," she said in a statement. "I realize that I should have used better judgment and I regret not thinking things through before I made a spontaneous and ill-advised decision to let myself get involved with the people behind this campaign. I sincerely apologize to the citizens of Oklahoma City and to the United Way for my involvement in this incident."


I’m still waiting for an apology from Alba for appearing in “The Love Guru.”

As always, let’s end with a gold image or two:



I can’t complain about fishnets or thongs, although I prefer not to wear either one of them. Still, feel free to suggest these items to the opposite sex today, remember that inviting friends over can have unintended consequences and . . . Happy Friday!

-BDS