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Posted by 2 Dollar Productions Friday, June 12, 2009

“What is it about good sex that makes me have to crap? You really jarred something loose Tiger,” – Lin Shaye, “Kingpin”


That scene in ‘Kingpin’ is utterly disgusting and hilarious as I have a strong stomach, however, the act perpetrated by Woody Harrelson with Lin Shaye caused it to lurch in revulsion. Anyway, I’m not feeling too badly about anything except the 98 degree weather today, and the prospect of an outdoor party later tonight that I have to attend (and really don’t want to).

But before I can leave the office, let’s look at the hard stories of the week such as:

Bret Michaels performed at the Tony Awards this past week, and after singing ‘Nothing But a Good Time' the singer was clocked in the head by a descending set piece that fractured his nose and gave him a busted lip at the Radio City Music Hall ceremony.

Publicist Joann Mignano says Michaels, who performed with his 1980s hair-metal band Poison, said Michaels was also getting a CAT scan as a precaution. Although he's "pretty bruised up," Mignano says Michaels enjoyed the show.


When Mignano first saw him, however, she thought Look What the Cat Dragged In, and originally, Michaels told her he was hit by a Fallen Angel before later admitting that he lied for the attention, and not to judge him too harshly because Every Rose Has Its Thorn.

Miss California USA Carrie Prejean was fired from the pageant's boss Donald Trump on Wednesday for not honoring her pageant commitments.

Trump said, "To me she was the sweetest thing. Everyone else she treated like (expletive)."

Trump told TMZ.com Prejean refused to appear at roughly 30 events to which she was contractually bound, and failed to fulfill her duties as Miss America. Pageant officials say Tami Farrell, first runner-up to Prejean, will take over those responsibilities.


I didn’t realize the smiling, waving, tanning and wearing a tiara were quite so demanding, but apparently they overwhelmed Prejean.

Spencer and Heidi Pratt apparently left the reality show “I’m a Celebrity . . .Get Me Out of Here!” for good this week, but not before reports surfaced that Heidi had been hospitalized due to conditions on the show.

A rep for newlyweds Spencer and Heidi Pratt denied it, however, and stated: "There have been many reports that surfaced over the weekend regarding Spencer and Heidi Pratt," the rep tells ET in a new statement. "Many of these reports are false and inaccurate, including any reports of 'torture' on the show," the statement said.


That’s really unfortunate because when it comes to Spencer and Heidi that is one of the few times I would actually condone torture.

Britney Spears is reportedly dating her agent, Jason Trawick, People.com reported this week.

The singer is said to have "always had a crush" on Trawick, who happens to be one of her brother Bryan's best friends. The couple recently took a vacation in the Bahamas with her sons, Sean Preston, 3, and Jayden, 2, in May.

"They are totally and definitely dating," the source says. "Her dad loves him. He's the best thing that happened to her."


No offense, but when Kevin Federline is your competition, it doesn’t take too much to be the best thing that's happened to Spears.

American Idol" runner-up Adam Lambert landed on the cover of Rolling Stone magazine this week where he finally confirmed that his is gay.

The 27-year-old singer acknowledged the fact in the interview, and says it shouldn't come as a surprise to anyone.


It doesn’t. At all.

Miley Cyrus and her 20-year-old boyfriend Justin Gaston have split up, according to online reports.

Yesterday each celebrity — Cyrus, 16, the star of Disney’s “Hannah Montana” show, and Gaston, 20, the underwear model she’s been dating for a few months — began posting tweets signaling trouble in paradise.

Cyrus posted, “Why does saying good-bye hurt so much” and then “Life will go on. you will smile again...we will smile again.”

Meanwhile, Gaston quoted John Mayer’s breakup song, “Dreaming With a Broken Heart”, then mentioned he’d been crying.


Gaston would be crying even harder if he went to jail for dating someone underage as that doesn’t earn you much respect in the Yard.

Former Heavyweight champ Mike Tyson married his third wife, Lakiha Spicer, in Las Vegas this week, according to USA Today.


Spicer agreed to Tyson’s proposal after the boxer agreed only to nibble on her ear and never attempt to bite it off.

Former “Girl Next Door” Kendra Wilkinson and her fiancé NFL player Hank Baskett are going to become parents, she confirmed this week.

The reality star told E! News "Hank and I are thrilled to announce that we are expecting our first child together. We are touched by the outpouring of support by our family, friends and fans."


As soon as the child is born it will immediately take its place as the second smartest member of their family.

Jessica Alba apologized to Oklahoma City for her involvement in a vandalism case this week.

The actress is in Oklahoma filming scenes for her new film, ‘The Killer Inside Me,’ and found herself caught up in the incident where posters of sharks were pasted around the city, E! reports.

"I got involved in something I should have had no part of," she said in a statement. "I realize that I should have used better judgment and I regret not thinking things through before I made a spontaneous and ill-advised decision to let myself get involved with the people behind this campaign. I sincerely apologize to the citizens of Oklahoma City and to the United Way for my involvement in this incident."


I’m still waiting for an apology from Alba for appearing in “The Love Guru.”

As always, let’s end with a gold image or two:



I can’t complain about fishnets or thongs, although I prefer not to wear either one of them. Still, feel free to suggest these items to the opposite sex today, remember that inviting friends over can have unintended consequences and . . . Happy Friday!

-BDS

14 comments

  1. wigsf Says:
  2. Today's word verification is swoon. And the nipples on the chick from Kingpin made me swoon. And anybody who tells you Kingpin wasn't great should be kicked in the balls. That movie was great. I loved it. I'm going to watch it tonight, I love it so much.

    Now, let's all sing it together, Every nose has it's cast, just like every rock star should retire real fast. Every nose has it's cast.

    Donald Trump Translation: she wouldn't sleep with Trump a second time.

    If those two aren't on the show, then there'll be no torture of unsuspecting television viewers.

    Lemme get this right, the only guy willing to date Britney Spears is somebody she pays 10% to. Wow. That's pretty low. Even for Britney Spears.

    Another Idol runner-up coming out of the closest. First, Clay, now this guy. Wow. You'd think sleeping with Simon Cowell would get you the win. I guess not.

    It took Miley Cyrus how long to realize this Gaston guy isn't the same Gaston from Beauty & the Beast? Wow. She's pretty dumb.

    That's all I got today. Happy Friday dude!

     
  3. Heff Says:
  4. Amazing job. You have stiffled Heff - for the moment...

    Have a great weekend, "Beady Ass" !

     
  5. Miss Ash Says:
  6. I'm surprised you didn't report about Jodie Foster wearing a thong...it got the TMZ team all riled up as they figured she'd be into grannies I'm sure.

    Kingpin made me howl and that part made me want to curl up into a hole and bleach my eyes.

    As for Spencer and Heidi I've never watched a single thing with them ever until I caught a glimpse of that show. Not news to you but what a pair of doucebags!

     
  7. WIGSF - Appreciate the detail, so agree on Kingpin as it's a very funny film and Vanessa (don't know last name) looks great in that one, flick your lighter too, Trump line was my favorite one here, I just loathe them both, it’s Hollywood – pay for friends and boyfriends, Cowell would just critique you either way, she’s only 16 so nobody is that smart at that age, and Happy Friday up north.

    Heff – Wow. An honor then . . . must have been too busy tending to your flowers to work one up. Ha. Thanks & Happy Friday Heff.

    Miss Ash – I missed that one completely (might be a good thing) and I would have bet the granny angle too. Kingpin is just awfully funny, and you are missing absolutely nothing by not seeing the Pratts . . . Happy Friday Miss Ash.

     
  8. TROLL Y2K Says:
  9. Nothing about Megan Fox's comments, eh? Your Goddess has brains-of-clay.

     
  10. JLee Says:
  11. Regarding "Kingpin" I could not put it better than Miss Ash:
    "Kingpin made me howl and that part made me want to curl up into a hole and bleach my eyes." haha Well said.

    So why do you think I watched "I'm a Celebrity" for a couple of episodes? To see Speidi tortured!! Great tv. I couldn't take it after that though...Her Jesus talk wore me out and now she's going to be in Playboy. I wonder what Jesus would think of that?

    I think you have outdone yourself in the gold images, although we need to talk to that first girl about her shoes. ha

    Happy Friday and stay cool!

     
  12. Boxer Says:
  13. I think a reality show called "Let's NOT give washed up celebs a way to get more publicity" would be better, but then I guess I'd be looking at a blank screen. "NURSE JACKIE" (Edie Falco) premiered this week and THAT'S some good summer televsion.

    Why do I feel bad for anyone potentially dating B.Spears? The Dude actually looks normal... for now.

    I'm worried about The Heff. :-)

    Have a great weekend!

     
  14. Linda Says:
  15. Never seen Kingpin, though I do love Harrelson. Have to check it out. "I'm A Celebrity ... Get Me Out of Here" could be the dumbest thing to EVER hit TV. Can't believe people watch it. Happy Friday!!

     
  16. nobich Says:
  17. Happy Friday!!

     
  18. Troll Y2K - Not sure if I saw it or not . . . trying to NOT read what Fox says lately as the last few things I saw were monstrously stupid. But she's still awfully damn good-looking. Happy Friday.

    Jlee - I know what you mean as Miss Ash nailed 'Kingpin' with that description. Ha. I might actually watch Heidi if you makes it into Playboy, and thanks on the gold images as I was fond of them myself and don't be too hard on the shoes. These things happen. Happy Friday & I'm already sweating.

    Boxer - Exactly. That is the implied title to me. 'Nurse Jackie' is probably solid though I don't have Showtime (or HBO?). That guy does look normal, and for Spears, she seems to be operating somewhat reasonably lately, so maybe it will work. Nah. Heff will be OK too. Ha. Happy Friday.

    Linda - I wouldn't argue with you about the show as it looks terrible, although I've never seen a minute. And the Farrelly brothers directed 'Kingpin' back when they were still funny, so it would be a fine summer rental.

    Nobich - Happy Friday to you.

     
  19. kmwthay Says:
  20. Sorry I'm here late - have a good weekend.

    And to Jessica Alba:

    People here in Oklahoma don't really care about sharks because, well, ITS OKLAHOMA. People don't come here to save sharks. All we have to offer is the wind. scheesch!

     
  21. Kmwthay - I was actually wondering about that . . . Ha. I mean, I go to Oklahoma 2 - 3 times a year to visit family, and I've never known about any shark problem. It just seems a tad bizarre. Hope you had a good weekend.

     
  22. Farzan Says:
  23. Kingpin brings back memories. Love the pics at the end.

     
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