Quick Hit Friday . . .

Posted by 2 Dollar Productions Friday, July 09, 2010

"Everything's illegal in Massachusetts," - Mel Gibson, 'Edge of Darkness'

In a bit of irony, I had 'Edge' in my Netflix queue after last week's QHF flogging of Gibson. It was a decent little movie (not great, not bad), however, it just irritated me that Gibson seems to be such an incredible fuck-knuckle in real life and that is bleeding over to his films now – at least for me. Selah.

Anyway, I don't plan to engage in too many illegal activities this weekend since my parent's are visiting. But before I leave the office by 4:15 p.m., let's look at the hard stories of the week such as:

Lindsay Lohan sobbed as she was sentenced to 90 days in jail and 90 days in rehab in a Beverly Hills court room this week.

Lohan was in court to explain why she violated probation in a 2007 DUI case by missing weekly alcohol-education classes. She also caused a bit of controversy with her fingernail polish, which seemed to spell out ‘Fuck you.’ Maybe.

"I did everything I was told to do, I thought I was being compliant," Lohan said. "I did do everything I was told to do. ... I'm not taking this as a joke, it's my life and career. I don't want you to think I don't respect you and your terms."

Lohan is going to learn the true meaning of the word “respect” when she’s in prison . . .

But Lohan spent one of her few remaining days as a free woman Twittering that she is the victim of "cruel and unusual punishment."

Lohan also cited Article 5 of the U.N. Universal Declaration of Human Rights and its prohibition against "torture" and "inhuman or degrading treatment."

Actually, “inhuman or degrading treatment” would have entailed being sentenced to watch the last 5 or 6 films that Lohan has starred in.

Last season’s ‘The Bachelor’ couple - Jake Pavelka and Vienna Girardi – gave their first post-split interview this week and it was ugly.

During a special segment on Monday's "The Bachelorette," Girardi stormed out in tears, called Jake a "fame whore" and for his part, Jake on his own admitted to withholding sex in the relationship for somewhat unexplained and bizarre reasons.

If two crazy kids seeking fame on a television show while simultaneously screwing around with multiple partners in exotic locales can’t make it work these days, then I fear no relationship is strong enough to last the test of time.

Prince told a British newspaper this week that the Internet was “dead” and compared it to MTV to make his point.

"At one time MTV was hip and suddenly it became outdated," he told the Mirror. "Anyway, all these computers and digital gadgets are no good."

“Except for my neon purple rotating vibrator,” Prince later added.

In other UK news, British singer George Michael was arrested - again -after his car hit a building on a road in north London, police said on Tuesday.

"The man aged in his 40s was arrested on suspicion of being unfit to drive," a spokesman said. Michael was taken to a north London police station and later bailed out.

The best example of ‘Faith’ currently hovering in the universe rests with the insurance agent who continues to insure Michael’s cars.

Levi Johnston acknowledged telling lies about Sarah Palin and her family this week and apologized. He didn't specify which of his previous statements were not true.

Johnston told People magazine that since his untrue statements were made in public, "I owe it to the Palins to publicly apologize."

But the Palin’s still plan to make inappropriate Johnson jokes behind closed doors.

As always, let's end with a gold image or three:

It’s summer and getting outside in nature seems like a moral imperative. So enjoy the elements with or without fabric, soak it all up and . . . Happy Friday!



  1. Linda Says:
  2. The most amazing thing to me in this whole Lohan mess is how spoiled and deluded this girl is. 3 drunk driving charges don't seem to be a big deal to her. Between her drug use and apparent mental illness she is a sad case. I hope she gets the help she needs. Have a great weekend with the family and Happy Friday!

  3. Miss Ash Says:
  4. I heard Prince was wandering the streets in a city close to me preaching about.....well probably preachy stuff. You know what....I totally would have listened! Mmmm he's sooo sexy, albeit a strange man but damn sexy!!

    Enjoy visiting with your parents and have a great weekend!

  5. I know a guy who studies birds who used to work for Prince. So, last semester, when he was teaching, I told one of his students to ask him what it sounded like when doves cry. She did. Apparently only half the class got it, but he immediately knew it was me that put her up to it.

  6. BostonPobble Says:
  7. Everything may be illegal in Massachusetts ~ but it's also available. You just gotta know where to look. >:)

    Have a great weekend. Hug your folks.

  8. nobich Says:
  9. Happy Friday!!

  10. Heff Says:
  11. Why does video of Lindsay crying MAKE ME SO HAPPY ?!?!?

  12. 懿綺懿綺 Says:
  13. It takes all kinds to make a world.............................................................

  14. 張怡 Says:
  15. It takes all kinds to make a world.............................................................

  16. Boxer Says:
  17. I just wish L.Lohan had gotten six months because I could truly do without seeing her for that amount of time ... if not more. How's the new job? What's it like out there in the battlefield of the New World? Weren't you a journalism major? ;-)

    Have a good weekend.

  18. 我來湊熱鬧的~~^^ 要平安快樂哦..................................................................

  19. Linda - That is pretty amazing, eh? Unfortunately, it happens all too often w/ celebs who get famous so young & who have lousy parents. If she ever wakes up, sobers up, etc. she might re-forge a career one day. Maybe. Happy Belated Friday.

    Miss Ash - Really? He is a Jehovah's Witness & just an all around weird little dude. I think he's a bit premature in burying the Internet myself . . . Happy Belated Friday Miss Ash.

    Native Minnow - I would have gotten that reference & found it amusing. But that's just me. For some reason I tend to doubt that Prince has a very good sense of humor. Not sure why . . . Happy Belated Friday Minnow.

    BostonPobble - I hope you would read that quote & appreciate it. Ha. It's all about knowing the right people - wherever you live. Believe it. :) Happy Friday Pobble & it was a good time w/ family.

    Nobich - Happy Belated Friday to you.

    Heff - It's about time she faces reality & breaks down, but I still don't think she gets it. The delusion is still there . . . Happy Belated Friday Heff.

    *#%%&^* - You said it. $2 Dollar Productions takes all kinds too. Ha. Happy Friday.

    Boxer - Love the new profile pic. Ha. I bet Lohan goes back to jail at some point in the future unless she finally gets wise . . . doubtful. I was a journalism major once upon a time (and wrote for a daily paper once too - police/fire/crime reporter). As for the new gig, it's finally settling a bit, although it's still far busier than the old one. Selah. It's still semi-interesting being involved w/ one of the big players in the entire world. Happy Belated Friday Boxer.

  20. 惠桂惠桂 Says:
  21. 沒有經過反省的人生,是不值得活的人生..................................................

  22. 玉苓玉苓 Says:
  23. 相逢即是有緣~~留個言問候一聲,祝您平安順利............................................................


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