I've always felt that a healthly dose of cynicism is good for the soul, but I check mine at the door whenever it comes to Christmas.
Ever since I was a child, I've always loved all things having to do with the holiday which never lets me down and continually dispenses joy, gifts, food, family, stockings and time off to enjoy these things.
Christmas is easily the best holiday because it combines great food with presents. It's that winning combination which causes the holiday to run circles around birthdays, Easter or the Fourth of July.
I love Christmas so much that I find myself with a partial erection nearly every time I even pass by a decorated tree.
So what if I don't have a full-time job?
Or an optioned screenplay?
Or that I have yet to take up ballroom dancing or study native American art?
I refuse to complain about anything on Christmas Day because there's food to eat, presents to open and a giant 12-foot tree in a my parent's living room.
So, happy holidays to everyone but I've got to run because there are pressing matters to attend to and quelling a raging hard-on is the first order of business.
-BDS
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