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Posted by 2 Dollar Productions Friday, May 25, 2007

"Man, Mexico is what the United States could have been," - Luke Wilson, "The Wendell Baker Story"


It's the start of a long 4-day weekend for me as I decided to stretch the Memorial Day holiday for my own personal pleasure. These things happen. But before I give myself over to the carnal and slothful vices I have planned, let's take a look at the week that was:

Scott Stapp, former lead singer of Creed, was ordered to stay away from his wife and undergo random drug testing Monday after allegedly throwing a bottle toward her following an argument over him staying out all night, the Palm Beach County Sheriff's Office said.


A more fitting punishment would be to strap Stapp down to a chair and randomly play Creed songs for him, but that might be considered cruel and unusal punishment - I know it would be for me.

Paula Abdul broke her nose and a toe over the weekend after she fell while trying to avoid stepping on her Chihuahua, her publicist said Monday.


Her publicist failed to address the giant porpoise and miniature unicorn that Abdul also saw due to her massive pill and alcohol consumption prior to her fall. Abdul was heard crying on her way to the hospital about injuries to "that poor little unicorn."

Nicole Richie denied that she dropped in and out of rehab for an eating disorder and pill addiction this week after several media outlets reported on her recent absence from the limelight.


Instead of popping in and then out of rehab, perhaps Richie should stay a little longer or simply pop into the In and Out burger chain more often.

Jessica Simpson confirmed this week that her romance with rocker John Mayer is over.


It's probably for the best as the breakup should give Simpson more time to focus on salvaging her career, which has been reduced to appearing in public and flaunting her admittedly impressive chest.

"[Kiss' Gene Simmons] said that our kids are on drugs and that his aren't messed up like that. He'll always be C-list, and his wife's snatch has been rubbed on every pole in L.A. I'll fucking tear his head off and stick it up his wife's cunt!" - Sharon Osbourne told Blender magazine


That's one thing I respect about the Osbournes - there's never any fucking ambiguity with that clan of linguists.

Olympic speed skater Apolo Anton Ohno on Tuesday won "Dancing with the Stars" this week as he beat out former boy band 'NSync member Joey Fatone and world female super middleweight boxing champion Laila Ali, daughter of Muhammad Ali, to claim the title.


After the results were announced, Fatone left to drown his sorrows at the Olive Garden and Ali beat Ohno's ass to a pulp.

In other reality news, Jordin Sparks took home the "American Idol" title and a $1 million record deal Wednesday night by beating Blake.


I don't know why I'm so apathetic towards this show, but I simply do not care one bit about who won, what they sang or how quickly they will fade into oblivion (with a few exceptions - Kelly Clarkson & Chris Doughtery - but even a blind pig finds an acorn every once in awhile).

Besides, American Idol is much like in restroom of life as #2 seems to take always take precedence over #1.

Rosie O'Donnell and Elisabeth Hasselbeck squabble all the time on "The View," but Wednesday's dustup was particularly nasty with the co-hosts trading accusations and personal digs including words like "coward" and "terrorists."


I didn't think it was possible, but this feud is even lamer than the Rosie O'Donnell/Donald Trump brohaha and that's saying something.

But let's not end with big mouths and quarrells and bad feelings as this lifts my spirits:


If you feel a breeze this weekend be thankful, don't bother covering your ass on the Memorial Day holiday and . . . Happy Friday!

-BDS

10 comments

  1. Anonymous Says:
  2. Happy long weekend dude. Make more use of it than I did last weekend.

     
  3. WhatIgot - Appreciate it & I make no promises about what will happen. We'll see.

    Jlee - That's another good option. Have a good weekend yourself.

     
  4. Miss Ash Says:
  5. Have you ever noticed that Joey Fatones name is spelt Fat One. If i ever met him I would say "hello Mr. Fat One how are you"

     
  6. BostonPobble Says:
  7. So much for With Arms Wide Open, huh? Great role model for your kid, there, Stapp.

    And I do love Sharon Osbourne.

    Enjoy your weekend. Hope the Viking shows up at least once!

     
  8. Anonymous Boxer - I didn't Photoshop it, and I like to believe that nobody else did either. Ha. But I also believe in Santa, so . . . enjoy the weekend & don't go near ANY guns.

    Miss Ash - I hadn't thought about that, but it does make sense. And if you ever do meet Joey, please record the experience.

    BostonPobble - That's right about Arms Wide Open as I was trying to remember a song name of theirs and came up dry. And the Viking is always lurking & with so many days to recover, anything is possible. Have a good one.

     
  9. Jenny Says:
  10. 3 day waiting period in this State... smart, so I'm safe. :-) I also noticed that Joey Fatones is Fat One! Ahahah. Kinda fitting?

     
  11. vivavavoom Says:
  12. have a great long weekend, I am assuming there will be many trips into the bathtub with clothes on.

    totally not shocked by mr. christian pseudo rock Creed long hair means I'm sensitive guy...

    love Sharon Osbourne's response!!

    I have 2 young kids and American Idol is their favorite show so I sat through the lame ass finale....nothing says finale more than Bette Midler trying to sing 'the wind beneath my wings'. I had to leave the room. Doug E Fresh did make an appearance and sing a song I use to love from the 80's but that was the first half hour, after that I went numb and starting reading a magazine.

    make this weekend memorable or at least take pics

     
  13. Anonymous Boxer - I'm sure you'll forget it about this before those 3 days expire, so I think you're in the clear. And that is very fitting for 'ol Joey.

    Vivavavoom - I lay good odds there will be some bathtub trips, that Sharon Osbourne will curse approximately 12,000 times over the weekend and you are a stronger person that I am for sitting through Bette & Doug E for 2 hours. I think I'd rather bang my head against the wall.

     
  14. SymplyAmused Says:
  15. Hope you have a happy Memorial Day weekend even in the RAIN! : )

     
  16. YOu too, but this is too much rain for TX & Memorial Day weekend.

     

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