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Posted by 2 Dollar Productions Friday, April 06, 2007

"How hot and wet do you like it?"
"Very hot, and awfully wet," - Leslie Nielsen and Priscilla Pressly, "The Naked Gun"



It's Good Friday, which means I am off work and headed from Austin to Oklahoma and back in a short weekend to visit family, steal candy from my niece/nephew's Easter baskets and eat about a dozen Cadbury Crème Eggs, but first let's take a look at the week that was including:

Howard K. Stern ropped his bid Monday to block the release of DNA test results that could reveal the father of her baby daughter when it appeared a Bahamas court was going to reject his appeal.


When the relatively lawless Caribbean country you've been hiding out in for months rejects you, and virtually everyone on the planet know you're not the father, you should really just give up the fight and try to preserve the minimal amount of dignity you still possess. Of course, this won't happen with Stern.

On a related note, One doctor authorized all 11 prescription medications found in Anna Nicole Smith's hotel room, most of them in the name of the starlet's companion, according to documents released by the medical examiner's office Wednesday.


I just want to know the Doctor's name - and his phone number as I'm feeling a bit under the weather.

Britney Spears reportedly told estranged husband Kevin Federline he was the "biggest mistake she ever made" before signing her divorce settlement.


That might be true, but K-Fed had some pretty stiff competition when you throw "Crossroads" the movie, repeatedly wearing no panties in public and shaving your head into the mix.

Mandy Moore fractured her ankle after jumping off a boat for a magazine shoot recently for Self magazine.


What the hell did she jump off into - a pool of water made of concrete?

KITT, the flame-throwing, river-jumping, talking muscle car from the ‘80s TV show “Knight Rider,” is up for sale as the modified black 1982 Pontiac Trans Am is offered at $149,995 at a Dublin auto dealership.


For an extra $1,000 and a chest waxing, you purchase an upgraded package that includes David Hasselhoff in the passenger seat.

Keith Richards said this week that he was joking when he claimed to have snorted his father's ashes along with cocaine, a spokesman said Wednesday. Disney officials weren't amused, however, and have banned Richards from promoting the final installment of the Pirates of the Caribbean series this summer.


Richards replied that he was going to DisneyWorld, find Pluto and grind him into a fine powder to mix with his Heroin and then shoot him up Uranus.

The Tarantino and Rodriguez joint effort "Grindhouse" and its physical production had come to a halt last year when Rodriguez allegedly "fell" for his leading lady, Rose McGowan, and his wife Elizabeth Avellan found out.



I guess the art imitated life in this instance as the McGowan's trailer was almost certainly a Grindhouse of epic proportions.

In the Easter spirit, let's end with a stellar image like this:


So let's hope we all find something good in our baskets this weekend, always remove the tail before eating anything and . . . Happy Friday & Easter!

-BDS

6 comments

  1. JLee Says:
  2. hhaha..I came THIS CLOSE to using that same picture on my blog today! (the last one) lol
    That girl probably didn't think about being googled today ;)

    Have a great weekend and don't eat too many of those damn eggs!

     
  3. BostonPobble Says:
  4. Now, if KITT came with William Daniels talking to me I would definitely pay. Happy Easter!

     
  5. nobich Says:
  6. I can't help but laugh at those dippy Naked Gun movies!! Anyway Happy Easter & Happy Friday!!!

     
  7. I love the Naked Gun movies...
    I was quite disgusted when I found out how much money K-fed got from the divorce settlement! I would have married the hoe for that kind of money!

     
  8. tkkerouac Says:
  9. I like this take on celebrity blogging, as I don't watch the news...Happy Easter!

     
  10. Jlee - Beat you to the punch. Ha. Too late on the egg warning though.

    Bostonpobble - Happy Easter & I'm not sure about the Daniels package. That sounded worse than I intended.

    Nobich - The Naked Gun movies are great. No debate at all. Happy Easter too.

    Trina - You better believe you love those movies. And I was a bit surprised by the $13 million as well, and I would have definitely taken the hit for that kind of cash.

    tkkerouac - Don't bother with the news - this is all you'll need. Ha.

     

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